constantly being kissed
The most wacky definition of high heels:
A device invented by short women,
who were fed up by constantly
being kissed on the forehead !! B-)
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lecture on ill effects of drinking
Police arrested a drunkard & asked:
Where are you going?
Man: I’m going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnight ??
Man: My wife…
Always Love Wife, No Life Without Wife
Always Love Wife,
No Life Without Wife,
Wife Se Pyar Karo,
Wife K Wafadar &
Imaandar Raho
Yeh Mat Socho K
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WIFE KIS KI HAI
continue the sexy story
A boy made a date in an empty house.
The girl was very sexy and warm.
She was wearing dress of net,
her body was looking from it.
She has very attractive figure.
She lay down on the bed and boy started.
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good and very good girls
difference between good girls
and very good girls.
Good girls open few buttons
when environment is hot.
Very good girls open all buttons
to make environment hot.
5th Law of Newton about Shoes in Mosque
According to Newton’s 5th Law
“In MaSjid if u put Your jUtti in front of u, twadi Namaz nai hoye gi,
But
If u put jUTti behind u, twadi JuTti nai hoye gi…”
Do The Impossible Things
“I like to do the things which are Impossible.!
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And “Nothing” is Impossible. So, I do “Nothing” :-P
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Evil made a mother-in-law.
God thought that since
he couldnt b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldnt be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.
Admi Sham ko roza khol ke peer ke pas gya
Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.
Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho main wada kerta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qabul hogi.
Us ne roza rakha.
Sara din bari mushkil se guzara.
Sham ko roza khol ke peer ke pas chala gaya.
Peer ne kaha mango kya mangte ho?
Woh bola peer sb subah EID kerwa do.
Enjoy Sukki Garmi
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.Hoti To Kitna Acha
Hota ;-(
Enjoy Sukki Garmi……