Category: Funny SMS

On a DATE: A BOY to his GIRL FRIEND : Tumhari KHUBSURTI ka Kya RAAZ hay…?
GIRL : LUX…!
BOY : Ittefaq hay, Meri KAMZOri ka bhi yehi raz hay.

Sardar selected a short girl to marry.

Why?

Because guru ji told him

Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai …:-P

Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

Birds Birds in the sky dropped a pooty in my eye,

I don”t worry I don”t cry,

I”m just happy that cows can”t fly!

Lips Bhindi ki tarha,
Gaal Tamatar ki tarha,
Eyes Matar ki tarha,
Poora Face Gobih ki tarha,
Ya Allah Ek hi Dost diya,
Wo bhi Subzi Mandi ki tarha!!!

The X-Ray report of your brain:

10gm Mitti
10gm Knkar Pathr
25type k kirey makorey
5gm makri k jaale

500gm bhusa

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.

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Kamal he.!

I thought it was empty.!

I always think about U.

I can’t live without U.

I really need U.

I’m totally mad about U.

I just wanna be with U.

I’m very desperate for U.

I’m crazy 4 U.

I wanna marry U.

I LOVE U.

That’s all what my mamma say to me:p