Same Mistake Twice
Never make the same mistake twice
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There are so many new mistakes
Try different each day…………. And Enjoy
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Never make the same mistake twice
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There are so many new mistakes
Try different each day…………. And Enjoy
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Pakistan main
MAH-E-L0AD SHEDDING
ka CHAND nazer aa gaya hai,
Poori Awam kurbani k liye tayar ho jaye
ROSE is RED
SKY is BLUE
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ROSE is RED
SKY is BLUE
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Jitna mrzi press kr
lo
ROSE is RED
SKY is Blue
Tennis Player: I have great knowledge about Tennis,
you can ask anything about it..”
Pathan:”Ok…
Then tell me,
how many holes are there in the Net?
A girl to doctor: when I smoke cigarette,
I feel very uncomfortable,
On first puff, I put off my shoes.
On second, my socks.
On third, my shirt.
Doctor: take this cigarette and tell me in detail.
Girl: how many times you do shave in a day.?
Boy: 30 to 40 times.
Girl: are you mad.?
Boy: no I am hairstylist.
“Ufone”
Pesh krta hai 12 aaney package apney
un “Jazz” sarfeen k liye
jinho ne 1st June 2009 se
apni “Telenor” SIM istimal nahi ki
Abhi “Warid” ka 100 wala card charge kro or
” §ub Keh Do.”
Mazeed Maaloomat k liye apne PTCL se dial karain 0900-78601
Ye Θffer Mehmood ki ßiwi ki iddat tak hai :-D
True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.Â
Cock To Hen
I Love You.
I Can Do Anything For You.
Hen: Really..!
Cock: Yes My Dear.
Hen: OK! Lay An Egg.