theif with a knife
theif with a knife:
Give all your money to me.
Man: Do you know who I am..?
I am the presiden of this country.
Theif: Really … Ok than give me my money back.
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Genius & Successful People
Genius & Successful People
Don’t Relax In Chairs,
They Relax In Work,
They Sleep With Dreams
&
Awake With determination & Commitment.
To Impress Beautiful Women
I asked my trainer
which machine at the gym
I should use to impress
beautiful women…
he pointed outside and said.
“The ATM machine”
1 Hathi Romantic mood mei
1 Hathi Romantic mood mei
1 chunti ko cherta hai.
chunti ghusay mei
Hathni k pas ja k kehti he:
Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo
warna mard hamary ghar me b hain
Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad
Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad
supp0se it is 0pen
1 b0x wasn’t 0pening.
Physician came and apply all laws;
Chemist came and apply all reacti0ns but n0t 0pen,
Mathmetiti0n come and said
‘Lets supp0se it is 0pen’ :)
OK! We will apply next year
A Sardar and his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked: How will you divide?
You have 3 children.
Sardar replied: OK! We will apply next year.
Honey! If you do not mind, can i….?
Boy and Girl were sitting in garden
Suddenly a Dog started kissing another dog infront of them
Boy: Honey! If you do not mind, can i….?
Girl: OK, But be careful, The dog may not bite you
Pakistan India Joke SMS
Once Upon A Time In Sri Lanka,
India and South Africa Were
Playing A Cricket Match,
They Both Did Their Best.
But In The End, Pakistan Won.
When I was born…Devil said
When I was born
Devil said…Oh Shit!!!
Another GOOD PERSON!!!..
&
When u were born devil said …
Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!! ….