Honey! If you do not mind, can i….?
Boy and Girl were sitting in garden
Suddenly a Dog started kissing another dog infront of them
Boy: Honey! If you do not mind, can i….?
Girl: OK, But be careful, The dog may not bite you
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Boy and Girl were sitting in garden
Suddenly a Dog started kissing another dog infront of them
Boy: Honey! If you do not mind, can i….?
Girl: OK, But be careful, The dog may not bite you
Once Upon A Time In Sri Lanka,
India and South Africa Were
Playing A Cricket Match,
They Both Did Their Best.
But In The End, Pakistan Won.
When I was born
Devil said…Oh Shit!!!
Another GOOD PERSON!!!..
&
When u were born devil said …
Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!! ….
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
Ek Kutta subah se sham tak
bhonkta raha bao baobaobao
baobaobao
bao baobaobao
bao bao baobao…
Vo to bechara kutta hai,
tum kyu bhonk rahay ho ?
Teacher : Where were u born?
Student : Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : ok, tell the spelling.
Student : Sorry,I was born in Goa
Munna:
Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.
Suna hai ki aap ki ek smile par log marte hai….
So keep smiling …. to reduce population.
Aab bas bhi karo… sab ko aaj hi tapkana hai kya??
Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya.
Areyy yeh kia ?
Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya!!
1 larki ki dua
Kasam se her larkay ko bhula dungi,
Sab hi ki tasveerain jala dungi,
Ek tum hi raho gay is dil main,
Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi,