Category: Funny SMS

Aaj maine 2 qasam khai hain

1)Kisi bhi parayi larki pey nazar nahi dalunga
Aur
2) Kisi bhi ladki ko paraaya nahi samjhunga….

Don’t make your heart too hard like iron.

You never know which strong magnet

attract it and hold you forever.

PHYSICS K JHATKAY ZARA HATKEY. ;)

Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.

Student (After 2 Mins): “Age Long Oven”

Teacher: What are you talking?

Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti.

Mr.Bean got an Invitation for a Party,

They told him that he must put BROWN TIE only.

When he went to party he was shocked?

other were wearing pants & shirts also… :-)

A lady broke a signal and

was presented in front of the judge.

Lady: Your honor please let me go

I am a school teacher,

I am getting late for my class.

Judge: Aahaa so you are a teacher,

I have waited for this moment all my life,

now write down

“I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT”

5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET YOU GO. :-D

What IS Happiness?

…switching off the washroom lights
just ot annoy the person inside.

GOOD OLD DAYS

When I was a child,

my mother would send me down

to the corner store with a 10 Rs

and I’d come back with

five kg potatoes,

two loaves of bread,

three packs of milk,

a pack of cheese,

a packet of tea,

and half a dozen eggs.

You can’t do that now.

Too many damn security cameras!!”:-D