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confused about accounts

Posted on by Shining Spirit

A Banker, confused about accounts,

asks his lady secretary:

If I give you $3million deducting 17%,

how much would you take off?

Secretary: Everything sir even my socks.

kurbani k liye tayar ho jaye

Posted on by Shining Spirit

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Pakistan main

MAH-E-L0AD SHEDDING

ka CHAND nazer aa gaya hai,

Poori Awam kurbani k liye tayar ho jaye

ROSE is RED SKY is BLUE

Posted on by Shining Spirit

ROSE is RED
SKY is BLUE
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ROSE is RED
SKY is BLUE
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Jitna mrzi press kr
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ROSE is RED
SKY is Blue

How Many Holes

Posted on by Shining Spirit

Tennis Player: I have great knowledge about Tennis,

you can ask anything about it..”

Pathan:”Ok…

Then tell me,

how many holes are there in the Net?

Ufone Pesh krta hai 12 aaney package apney

Posted on by Shining Spirit

“Ufone”

Pesh krta hai 12 aaney package apney

un “Jazz” sarfeen k liye

jinho ne 1st June 2009 se

apni “Telenor” SIM istimal nahi ki

Abhi “Warid” ka 100 wala card charge kro or

” §ub Keh Do.”

Mazeed Maaloomat k liye apne PTCL se dial karain 0900-78601

Ye Θffer Mehmood ki ßiwi ki iddat tak hai :-D

Pillow is like a true love

Posted on by Shining Spirit

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.