Category: Funny SMS

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Pakistan main

MAH-E-L0AD SHEDDING

ka CHAND nazer aa gaya hai,

Poori Awam kurbani k liye tayar ho jaye

ROSE is RED
SKY is BLUE
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Jitna mrzi press kr
lo
ROSE is RED
SKY is Blue

Tennis Player: I have great knowledge about Tennis,

you can ask anything about it..”

Pathan:”Ok…

Then tell me,

how many holes are there in the Net?

“Ufone”

Pesh krta hai 12 aaney package apney

un “Jazz” sarfeen k liye

jinho ne 1st June 2009 se

apni “Telenor” SIM istimal nahi ki

Abhi “Warid” ka 100 wala card charge kro or

” §ub Keh Do.”

Mazeed Maaloomat k liye apne PTCL se dial karain 0900-78601

Ye Θffer Mehmood ki ßiwi ki iddat tak hai :-D

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.Â

Cock To Hen

I Love You.

I Can Do Anything For You.

Hen: Really..!

Cock: Yes My Dear.

Hen: OK! Lay An Egg.

A Beautiful Girl Goes To Skin Doctor & Asks:

Mujhy Apny Jism Se Bohat Piyar Hai,

So Mujhy Nahanay Se Pehlay Kia Lagana Chahiy

Doctor: bathroom ki kundi.