Category: Funny SMS

Night was dark,

Moon was high

Boy stopped his car

girl asked him y?

He came close 2 her.

She felt shy.

He went near her

ear & told her 3 words

“CNG muk gai”

100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
k achanak kashti ruk gai
.
.
.
or
.
.
.
sab doob gaye, kaisay?
.
.
.
pathan thay na sub,
dhakka deney utar gaye
:p

We know TAJ MAHAL as symbol of LOVE,
But lesser known facts are.

1. Mumtaz was Shahjahan’s 4th wife out of his 7 wives (Great)
2.Shahjahan killed Mumtaz’s husband to marry her (Excellent)
3.Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery (Wow)
4.Then Shahjahan married Mumtaz’s sister (Amazing)

Where the Hell was LOVE?

Danton ki hifazat k 3 tarikey.

1) Daily Brush karna.

2) Meethi cheezon se parhez karna.

Aur

3) Mere sath moun sambhal k bat karna.

I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class …

Because,

I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class . ;-)

[Proud 2 b
Out – Standing)

Who’s hot… Its U,

Who’s Charming… Its U,

Who’s Sweetest.. Its U,

Who’s Intelligent… Its U,

Who’s dear & near friend… Its U

Who’s a liar.. Its me

Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de :p

EK larkI ROZ SUBHA

Darakht KI DALI PE CHArH K BeTH JATi THi,

PUCHO KYU?

BECHARi MBA KARKE PAGAL HO GAYi Thi,

APNE APKO BRANCH MANAGER SAMJHTi THi :-D