Category: Funny SMS

Some relationships are like TOM and JERRY.
They irritate each other,
they tease each other…
but they still can’t live
without each other.

Attachment is not when two people chat Day & Night…
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Its when someone mails u and adds an image or data file with it. That File is known as attachment. :P :D

Animals

Ki

Khususiat

Bandar: Banana Khata Hy,

Dog: Wafadar Hota Hy,

Plz

Aagy

Mat

Parhna

Ruko

Mat

Parho

Gadha: Woi Karta Hy Jis Kaam Se Mana karo.

I saw some 1 in the cofee shop

Atractiv
Graceful
Intelegent
Very smart
Decent
More like a celibrity
I went closer
Oh
Oh my God these MIRRORS are :)

Boss to Secretary: for a week we’ll go abroad.

She calls husband: for a week I & boss are going abroad.

Husband calls Girlfriend: Wife going. Lets enjoy.

Girlfriend calls her student: for a week you are free.

Little boy calls grandpa: I am free.

Grandpa(boss) calls Secretary: Tour Canceled. I am with my grandson dis week.

Secretary calls husband: Tour canceled

Husband calls Girlfriend:Wife not going

Girlfriend calls boy: This week your class as usual

Boy calls grandpa: Sorry I’ve to attend my class.

Grandpa calls  Secretary: We are going abroad.

To be continue..

All the electrons were having a party,

sudenly protons attacked them,

A hero came & saved the electr0ns,

They asked the hero, who r u?

He said, Bond

Co-valent Bond;-)

Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,

Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p

I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.

Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai…
(My neighbour say all this to me)