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Customer : How much is that banana for?
Salesperson : Rs.10
Customer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?
Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!
Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for Rs.4 , but you can keep the peel!
Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti
isliye ye lo apne love letters
or mere mujhe wapis karo!
Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay,
Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo! :D
Elahi aaj yeh farman likh de
har khusi sms perhne wale k naam likh de
Agar uski khushi k liye kisi ki jan chahiye
To us pe PERVAIZ MUSHARRAF ka naam likh de
Khubsurti yeh nahi k naye kapre,
Jootey,Pehno,
Smart nazar aao
Balke khubsurti to ander ki hoti hai,
Is liye
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“UNDERWEAR”
Colorful pehna karo. ..
World ‘s shortest jokes:
2 Women sitting quietly!
2 pathan playing chess!
GirlFriend pays the bill.
Need more?!
You are so beautiful
No Man can ever be satisfied
with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Biwi
Bcoz
There is always a beter model that comes around.
Sardar: My wife is so naughty.
She always kidding with me.
Friend: how..?
Sardar: yesterday I went home.
and I put my hands on her eyes.
She said: Its you the watchman.
PAISA
Aaye ga jaye ga
SUKH
Aaye ga jaye ga
CHAIN
Aaye ga jaye ga
PYAR
Aaye ga jaye ga
LEKIN
MeRa sMs
Aaye ga
Aaye ga
Aur
Aata hi rhe ga
The devils challenged
the angels to a game of cricket.
We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels.
Devils:No problem,
we have got all the umpires.
In art gallery couple sees
picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband keeps watching.
Wife: ab chalo gay ya PAT JHARR
ka intezar kertay raho gay.
