Category: Funny SMS

When i dont get ur sms!!

A little pain in my heart.

A small tear in my eyes

And sadness falls on my face.

What is this?

Its nothing

“Just Dramabazi”:

Suraj bana tu badal banay,chand bana tu taray banay,husn bana tu deewanay banay.kuch tu hai baat aap mai.yun hee tu nahi pagal khanay banay…:D

Rok Do Mery JANAAZY Ko! ZALiMO,

Mujh Mein phir sy JAAN Aa Rahi Hy,

PECHY Murr k Dekho, kambakhto,

Larkiyoon sy bhari MEHRAN Aa rahi hy.

Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.

Ek mobile repair krne wale ko motion lag gaye,

to wo doctor ko yu batany lga..

Doctor sahib subha se network khrab hy.

Mis bell pe outgoing bilkul free ho rahi hy,

tarah tarah ki ringtones baj rahi hain,

pait mein balance bilkul nahi rehta,

jitna load karo sara khtm.

Love In College

GIRL’S WAY:

Sits on the 1st bench,

turns back, see the boy sitting on last bench and say:

“THANK GOD STUPID AYA HAI”

 

BOYS WAY:

Before the boy could see his girl entering in the class,

all his friends starts

saying loudly:

“OYE HOYE!
BHABI AA GAi :-)

Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dharkan badl li,

Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,
to
aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p

A boy of 1st class to her teacher.

Do you like me?

Miss. So sweet.

Student: When should I sent my parents to your home?

Miss. Why?

Student: To talk about us.

Miss: What are you saying?

Student: For tuition.

Movie titles related to eng students:
exams – socha na tha,
classes – kabhi kabhi,
question papers – na tum jano na hum,
copying – yaarana,
maths2 – asambhav,
maths1 – mission impossible,
environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester – kuch to hai,
2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction – kal ho na ho,
1st class – raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class – dil mange more
fail – phir milenge

1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

2nd Child: Why?

1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain,
Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.