Category: Funny SMS

1 Chooza Sharaab k Drum mein Gira or Must ho k

Nikla & Soi hui Billi k Mooh pe Dum Maar k Bola..

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“Billo Rani! kaho to abhi jaan day doon..

Importance of thumb…

Children use it 4 chewing

Illiterate people use it 4 sign

Winners 4 victory
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My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
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Oh….u toooo?

I was còòking murga,

when i added palak in it,

murga stand up and start dancing nd singing…

~HUM PE YEH KIS NE HARA RANG DALA…

MÅÅR DALA…MAAR DALA.

3 mouse were talkng about their bravery.

Mouse1: I poisoned da dog’s meat.

Mouse2: I ate cheese frm da trap.

Mouse3: OK Guys I’m leaving, I hv a date wd cat.

Most First Class students
get technical seats,
some become doctors
and some engineers.

The Second Class pass,
and then pass MBA,
become administrators
and control the First Class.

The Third Class pass
enter politics and become
Ministers and control both.

Last, but not the least,
The Failures join the underworld
and control all the above.

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

Who was d 1st indian cricktr 2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch,score century in d same mtch &hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat england? AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN

Dost kon hota ha?

Dost wo jo bin bulaye aye
Bewaja sir khaye
Aap 1 bolo
Wo 4 sunaye
Kabhi sataye
Kabhi rulaye
tareef karo to begherti dikhaye
gali do to muskraye, har bat me kamina pan dikhaye, mgar hamesha sath nibhaye:)

Origin of the word POLITICS is quite funny.

It is Latin & made up of 2 words

‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ & ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.

How true! Jaan k Geo, :-D