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Definition of Kiss in various fields.
In view of Geometry: Kiss is the shortest distance between tow lips.
In view of Economics: Kiss is that thing for which Demand is always higher than Supply.
In view of Physics: It is a source to charging human body.
In view of Computer: Two bodies are conected with each other without any data cable.
Jab sey tumhain jana hai,
jab sey tumhain paaya hai,
har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,
Ta k poochhu rab say
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ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…
Always remeber MONEY isn’t everything.
But make sure that,
You’ve made a lot of it,
before talking such nonesense
Bill Gates.
Hamen Shaadi ka koi Shoq Nahi hai “B O B Y”. . .
Ye to bs Aanay Waaly BACHON ki Zid Hai k AMi Chahiye……!!!
Subha utho
Close-up kro
Pihr naha k
Meri photo rkh k
Apne dono hath jor kr
zor zor se gao
TUJHE BHOL
JANA
JANA
MUMKIN NAHI
TERA SMS NA AE AISA KOì DIN NAHI.
Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P
Why Men & Women Don’t Understand Each other?
Bcoz Men have Good brains and Women have Good Hearts.
But the problem is Men use their Hearts and Women use their Brains.
Rat: How old are you?
Elephant: 15 years.
Rat: But you look big.
Elephant: I am complan boy.
Elephant: How old are you?
Rat: 30 years.
Elephant: But you look small.
Rat: I use Ponds Age Miracle
Mareez Nurse se:
Pani pilado…!
Nurse: kya pyas lagi hai?
Mareez (ghusse se):
“Nahi”
Gala check karna hai kahi se “LEEK” to nahi….!
