What Is Light?
Q: What Is Light?
Ans:Light Is Sister Of
Wapda And Has
Extremely
Loose Character,She
Goes
Anytime,Anywhere
Without Telling
Anyone,Even At
Midnight.
Toba Toba….:)
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A person who keeps on talking…
Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do,
ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p
neighbors can see you
Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.
Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosla sath rakhna
Agar manzil ko pana hai
to hosla sath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hay
to aetbar sath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana hay
to DAANT saaf rakhna
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
Sardar’s Poetry
Sardar’s Poetry
khirki se dekha to gali mein koi nahi tha…
wah
wah
wah
khirki se dekha to gali mein koi nahi tha
gali mein ja ke dekha to khirki mein koi nahi tha
Agar dunia ko kuch karkay dikhana hay to sun lo……..
Agar dunia ko kuch karkay dikhana hay to sun lo……..
hathi kai oper ulta kharay hokar photo khichwaoo… ..
phir photo ko ulta karkay dunia ko dekhaooo… Kaisaaaaaaa
Bs AAp jaise ek dost mil jaye…
Na khawahish hai sitaaron ki..
Na tamana hai bahaaron ki..
Bs AAp jaise ek dost mil jaye…
Jo mat maar de saaron ki