Category: Funny SMS

Patni: Suno ji,

doctor ne mujhe

ek mahine ke aaram ke liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai,

hum kaha jayenge?

Pati: Dusre Dr. ke Paas

Titanic k sath Sheikh b doob rha tha or hans rha tha !

Friend : oy hans kyun raha ha?

Sheikh : shukar ha ma ny return ticket nai kharida tha….

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad,
just a radio with a sports car around it.

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

ABC of Next Generation

A- Apple,
B- Bluetooth,
C- Chat,
D- Download,
E- Email,
F- Facebook,
G- Google,
H- HewlettPackard,
I- Iphone,
J- Java,
K- Kingston,
L- Laptop,
M- Messenger,
N- Nero,
O- Orkut,
P- Picasa,
Q- Quicktime,
R- RAM,
S- Server,
T- TouchScreen,
U- Usb,
V- Vista,
W- WiFi,
X- XP,
Y- YouTube,
Z- Zorpia.

Phone na kia kro DEAR

Mama hoti hain NEAR

Papa se lagta hai FEAR

Bat nhi hoti CLEAR

Dewaron k b hote hain EAR

Is lia SMS kro DEAR

No FEAR evrything clear

Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,
Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere,

Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye,
Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska range kala HOjaye….

1 memon 14th floor se neche gira

Girte waqt usne
apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..

Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha