Category: Funny SMS

Who was d 1st indian cricktr 2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch,score century in d same mtch &hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat england? AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN

Dost kon hota ha?

Dost wo jo bin bulaye aye
Bewaja sir khaye
Aap 1 bolo
Wo 4 sunaye
Kabhi sataye
Kabhi rulaye
tareef karo to begherti dikhaye
gali do to muskraye, har bat me kamina pan dikhaye, mgar hamesha sath nibhaye:)

Origin of the word POLITICS is quite funny.

It is Latin & made up of 2 words

‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ & ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.

How true! Jaan k Geo, :-D

Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling with a Donkey in the Mud.

After some time you will realize that you are getting dirty and donkey is enjoying it….!!

A foreigner walking down a street in Lahore

saw a heavily make-up” Khusra”

He asked madam, are you a ” Prostitute”?

She replied : N0 Darling. I’m a Substitute :-)

Teacher asks a Computer student:

What r the 3 latest versions of java?

Studnt:

1. Marjava
2. Mitjava
3. Lutjava

ishq ma dil kya jaan bhi

naam tere kerjava o java java.

Patient: Please don’t give me the injection.

I’m afraid of it’s pain.

Doctor: Don’t worry!!

I’ll inject you first that kills the pain!!!!

main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,
wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye,
wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz
“MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD”