I’m afraid of it’s pain
Patient: Please don’t give me the injection.
I’m afraid of it’s pain.
Doctor: Don’t worry!!
I’ll inject you first that kills the pain!!!!
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Main tumse kuch kahna chahta hun,
main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,
wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye,
wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz
“MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD”
8 Advntags of not havng a lover
Advntags of not havng a lover:
- Saves time
- Sleep well
- Don’t have to worry about how u look n wear
- Talk wid all guyz/gulz
- Go anywher wid any1
- No restrictnz
- No boring sms n talks whol night
- Free of al fights n tensnz
BONUS – livw a long life ;-)
long sweet dream
Love is like a long sweet dream
and marriage is an alarm clock.
So have a sweet dreams till your
alarm wakes you up.
Happy Unmarried Life.
Sharif aadmi shadi k baad
Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:
Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo!
B.V:
aor aaj sey aap he mere leye
FARHAN hain, SAAD hain NOMAN hain
sardar in a battle
In a battle sardar was wearing
mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket.
Why?
Sardar said:
O jis mein machar nahi ghus sakta
goli kya ghusay gi.
Dr. ke Paas
Patni: Suno ji,
doctor ne mujhe
ek mahine ke aaram ke liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai,
hum kaha jayenge?
Pati: Dusre Dr. ke Paas
oy hans kyun raha ha
Titanic k sath Sheikh b doob rha tha or hans rha tha !
Friend : oy hans kyun raha ha?
Sheikh : shukar ha ma ny return ticket nai kharida tha….
What gift you want for your birthday
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad,
just a radio with a sports car around it.
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?