Category: Funny SMS

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..

Teri yaad mein humne qalam uthaya liya
paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
socha tha k usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar
woh to bacho ko daraane ke kaam aayi…

Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi,
Uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi,
Msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai,
Thodi himmat kar k NAHATE kyun nahi…

Aisa DOSTANA humara,
Mein KASHTI tu KINARA,
Mein VARSHA tu BADAL,
Mein RAAZMA tu CHAWAL,
Mein HOT tu COOL,
Mein APRIL tu FOOL.
Ha Ha Ha…..

Clever Financial Management!

A beggar found 100Rs’
He decided to have a great dinner.
He went to a 5 star h0tel & enj0yed the dinner
When bill came he said I have n0 m0ney
Manager called p0lice & handed the beggar over to him
The beggar gave 100 Rs to p0liceman & set free ;-)

This is FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT indeed!..!

Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam

Men are very Kind and Women are very mean!

“PROOF”:

Most women don’t like to help unknown men

but

all men are ready to help unknown women!! :-D

Muje JALA dena, ya DAFNA dena
marte waqt 1 ghoot BEAR pila dena ……..

Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro ………..
bas meri QABAR pe 1 GIRLs hostel bana dena…

Man asks God: why do you make women so Beautiful?

God: so you can love her

Man: But God, why do you make her so stupid?

God: so that she could love you