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Advntags of not havng a lover:
BONUS – livw a long life ;-)
Love is like a long sweet dream
and marriage is an alarm clock.
So have a sweet dreams till your
alarm wakes you up.
Happy Unmarried Life.
Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:
Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo!
B.V:
aor aaj sey aap he mere leye
FARHAN hain, SAAD hain NOMAN hain
In a battle sardar was wearing
mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket.
Why?
Sardar said:
O jis mein machar nahi ghus sakta
goli kya ghusay gi.
Patni: Suno ji,
doctor ne mujhe
ek mahine ke aaram ke liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai,
hum kaha jayenge?
Pati: Dusre Dr. ke Paas
Titanic k sath Sheikh b doob rha tha or hans rha tha !
Friend : oy hans kyun raha ha?
Sheikh : shukar ha ma ny return ticket nai kharida tha….
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad,
just a radio with a sports car around it.
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
ABC of Next Generation
A- Apple,
B- Bluetooth,
C- Chat,
D- Download,
E- Email,
F- Facebook,
G- Google,
H- HewlettPackard,
I- Iphone,
J- Java,
K- Kingston,
L- Laptop,
M- Messenger,
N- Nero,
O- Orkut,
P- Picasa,
Q- Quicktime,
R- RAM,
S- Server,
T- TouchScreen,
U- Usb,
V- Vista,
W- WiFi,
X- XP,
Y- YouTube,
Z- Zorpia.
Phone na kia kro DEAR
Mama hoti hain NEAR
Papa se lagta hai FEAR
Bat nhi hoti CLEAR
Dewaron k b hote hain EAR
Is lia SMS kro DEAR
No FEAR evrything clear
