Category: Funny SMS

Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon…?

Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon..

Rule of boys:
“Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata,
suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata,
kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni,
dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata..

Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

sirf ek bar..

December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,

wo bhegi bhegi ratain,

wo haseen lamhaat,

jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,

jub tum ne..

kaha!

Aande lee loo, garam aande

Aaj “DING DONG BUBBLE wali BILLI” ki Barsi hai.

Uski YAAD mein please 5 martaba
“MIYAAOUN MIYAAOUN”
kar ke messag ko aagay forward kar dein.
SHUKRIYA..!!!

Help a girl when she is in trouble,
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only when she is again in trouble..!

In pakistan survey was done:
How many girls want to meet with Saquib
Survey repot
5% says yes
0% says no
95% says kuhawab maat dikhao
Humari aise kismat kaha

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..

Airoplane: Hi! brother.

How can u fly very high speed than me?

Rocket: mmm.. if da fire caught your back side, then u you know how