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Clever Financial Management!
A beggar found 100Rs’
He decided to have a great dinner.
He went to a 5 star h0tel & enj0yed the dinner
When bill came he said I have n0 m0ney
Manager called p0lice & handed the beggar over to him
The beggar gave 100 Rs to p0liceman & set free ;-)
This is FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT indeed!..!
Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam
Men are very Kind and Women are very mean!
“PROOF”:
Most women don’t like to help unknown men
but
all men are ready to help unknown women!! :-D
Muje JALA dena, ya DAFNA dena
marte waqt 1 ghoot BEAR pila dena ……..
Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro ………..
bas meri QABAR pe 1 GIRLs hostel bana dena…
Man asks God: why do you make women so Beautiful?
God: so you can love her
Man: But God, why do you make her so stupid?
God: so that she could love you
Shadi me khana khane k 2 asool:
RULE1:
Pehli bar is tarha khao k dosri bar milega nai.
RULE2:
Dosri bar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila hi nahi …!!;-)
1 smile = 1 friendship
1 friendship = 1 love
1 love = 1 proposal
1 proposal = 1 marriage
And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem.
so better think before you smile.
If a paper comes very tough in exam.
Just close your eyes for a moment.
Take a deep breath and say loudly.
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This is a very interesting subject,
I want to study it again.
Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
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Are you sure?
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Ok, here you go…
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A white horse fell in the mud
Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.
Barso tak thi jise pani se “ELERGY”
Woh aaj “LUX” se nahaya hai.
