I am not rich like rohit
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a bid car like rohit.
But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a bid car like rohit.
But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar,
Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar.
Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne,
Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.
1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.
Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or bola,
“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”
There were two friends JO and WO.
One day JO got frightened seeing a snake
and suggenly WO died…!
Why did WO died..?
.
.
.
Because JO dar gaya WO mar gaya. :)
Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.
Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
Girl:Nahi
Boy:Laikin Q?
Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay
Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with âTâ.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea.
All cars that I know start with petrol.
A man went to the Police Station wishing
to speak with the burglar who had
broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer.
“No, no no!” said the man.
“I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying for years.”
A woman ordered a pizza.
Clerk asked if he should cut it in 6 or 12 pieces.
Woman: Oh, Only six
I think – I would never manage to eat 12 pieces.
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