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kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti.
larka NOKIA or larki SONY ERICSSON hoti.
larka mohabbat ka SMS deta.
larki chahat ki MISCALL karti.
larka, larki ki miscall SAVE karta.
larki, larke ki chahat se INBOX bharti.
milkar roz dono apne jiwan ki BATTERY
ko CHARGE karte,
RINGTONE ki awaz pe dono ki zindagi chalti.
GOD nay aap ko bheja to bheja,
Laikin bheja tu aisa bheja,
k bheje main bheja hi nahin bheja,
yeh SMS mujhey kisi nay bheja,
is liye main ne aap ko bheja
Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan wala bola
“ap ko charti nahi hay?”
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko :)
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Ye lo EID ka jora meri tarf sy
Mehngaai boht hai
Shalwaar agli EID pe bhej don ga.
Ab thx bol kr sharminda mat krna.
Wife:
suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye
beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas
A good friend is just like
the brassiere of a girl
which is comfortable and supportive.
that holds you tight and
prevents you from falling
always close to your heart… :)
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…
PHATAN:Gehri SOCH Me!
WiFE:
Kia Soch Rahe Ho?
PHATAN:
Ye GEO NEWS Walon Ko Kese Pata Chalta He?
WiFE:
Kia?
PHATAN:
Yehi K
“AP DEKH RAHE HEN
GEO NEWS”
Jab lion 3 bar dharta hai to kia hota hai ?
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Batao kia hota hay ?
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Nahin malum?
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Abay nalaiq Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hay..
“OYE”
Message Bhej
Warna
Teri…?
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MAA
MAAA
MAARZI Bhai !
Naa Bhej
Koi zabardsti thori ha