Airoplane: Hi! brother
Airoplane: Hi! brother.
How can u fly very high speed than me?
Rocket: mmm.. if da fire caught your back side, then u you know how
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secretary and private secretary
Q: What is the difference between
Secretary and Private Secretary…?
Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING Sir
while
Private Secretary says ITS MORNING Sir.
I am not rich like rohit
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a bid car like rohit.
But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne
Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar,
Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar.
Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne,
Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.
1 subah memon ki biwi mar gaye
1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.
Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or bola,
“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”
jo and wo
There were two friends JO and WO.
One day JO got frightened seeing a snake
and suggenly WO died…!
Why did WO died..?
.
.
.
Because JO dar gaya WO mar gaya. :)
That is not my dog.
Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.
Boy: Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
Girl:Nahi
Boy:Laikin Q?
Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay
Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay
what a strange car
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with âTâ.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea.
All cars that I know start with petrol.
How he got into the house
A man went to the Police Station wishing
to speak with the burglar who had
broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer.
“No, no no!” said the man.
“I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying for years.”