A man went to the Police Station wishing
to speak with the burglar who had
broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer.
“No, no no!” said the man.
“I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying for years.”
A woman ordered a pizza.
Clerk asked if he should cut it in 6 or 12 pieces.
Woman: Oh, Only six
I think – I would never manage to eat 12 pieces.
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larka NOKIA or larki SONY ERICSSON hoti.
larka mohabbat ka SMS deta.
larki chahat ki MISCALL karti.
larka, larki ki miscall SAVE karta.
larki, larke ki chahat se INBOX bharti.
milkar roz dono apne jiwan ki BATTERY
ko CHARGE karte,
RINGTONE ki awaz pe dono ki zindagi chalti.
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Laikin bheja tu aisa bheja,
k bheje main bheja hi nahin bheja,
yeh SMS mujhey kisi nay bheja,
is liye main ne aap ko bheja
Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan wala bola
“ap ko charti nahi hay?”
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Mehngaai boht hai
Shalwaar agli EID pe bhej don ga.
Ab thx bol kr sharminda mat krna.
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beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
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