A woman ordered a pizza
A woman ordered a pizza.
Clerk asked if he should cut it in 6 or 12 pieces.
Woman: Oh, Only six
I think – I would never manage to eat 12 pieces.
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Happy Comments Day
Happy Comments Day
Give 1 bad and good comment about me…
1- Good Comment._______
2- Bad Comment._______
must reply me OK
Bheje main bheja hi nahin bheja
GOD nay aap ko bheja to bheja,
Laikin bheja tu aisa bheja,
k bheje main bheja hi nahin bheja,
yeh SMS mujhey kisi nay bheja,
is liye main ne aap ko bheja
mobile love
kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti.
larka NOKIA or larki SONY ERICSSON hoti.
larka mohabbat ka SMS deta.
larki chahat ki MISCALL karti.
larka, larki ki miscall SAVE karta.
larki, larke ki chahat se INBOX bharti.
milkar roz dono apne jiwan ki BATTERY
ko CHARGE karte,
RINGTONE ki awaz pe dono ki zindagi chalti.
Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan wala bola
“ap ko charti nahi hay?”
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko :)
Ye lo EID ka jora meri tarf sy
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Ye lo EID ka jora meri tarf sy
Mehngaai boht hai
Shalwaar agli EID pe bhej don ga.
Ab thx bol kr sharminda mat krna.
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…
Doctor advised to rest for 1 month
Wife:
suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye
beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas
PHATAN:Gehri SOCH Me!
PHATAN:Gehri SOCH Me!
WiFE:
Kia Soch Rahe Ho?
PHATAN:
Ye GEO NEWS Walon Ko Kese Pata Chalta He?
WiFE:
Kia?
PHATAN:
Yehi K
“AP DEKH RAHE HEN
GEO NEWS”
What happens, when lion roars 3 times ?
Jab lion 3 bar dharta hai to kia hota hai ?
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Batao kia hota hay ?
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Nahin malum?
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Abay nalaiq Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hay..