Category: Funny SMS

Happy Longest Day of The Year.

Enjoy This Day As Much As You Can.

It’s Cool To Be Hot.

Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo,
Kabhi kabhi mehfilon me bhi aaya karo,

Kiya hua jo toot gaye hen samney k 4 dant,
Phir bhi moun khol ker muskuraya karo..

Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara Falls.

These are the world’s largest waterfalls

and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high,

even 20 supersonic planes passing by can’t be heard.

Now may I request the ladies to keep quite

so that we can hear the Niagara Falls?

Sometimes giving someone
A second chance is like giving them
an extra bullet for their gun
coz they missed you the first time.

Na pyar, na yaar, na mohabbat, na dosti yaro,

Aaj k devdaas ki bat mano,
na chandar mukhi na paaro,
bas har larki ko aankh maaro

Our generation doesn’t ring the doorbell
or knock the door.
We text or call to say we are outside.

PATHAN: Jab hum chota tha tab hum Minar-e-Pakistan se gir gya tha

Dosra

PATHAN: Tum marr gya tha ya bach gya tha?

Pathan: hum ko yaad nahi,

hum bohat chota tha :)

Identity of Universities In Pakistan

Bag full of Books:
NUST UNIVERSITY

All time crossing the road:
ARID UNIVERSITY

Rolled books in jeans:
QUAID-E-AZAM UNIVERSITY

Dirty jeans and mobile in hand:
BAHRIA UNIVERSITY

Bundel of buses but still rush:
NUML UNIVERSITY

Without bo0ks, but with girl friends:
IQRA UNIVERSITY

Well Campus butt n0 Education:
COMSATS UNIVERSITY

Girl with girl friends & boy with boyfriends:
ISLAMIC UNIVERSITY:-)

No books, no tension:
ALLAMA IQBAL OPEN UNIVERISTY

Tension, Tension, Or
Tension:
PUNJAB UNIVERSITY ;-)