girl: hi baby! Smile
boy: hi my lovely..
(sending failed)
girl: are u there??
boy: yes ! yes i am here!
(sending failed)
girl: are u ignoring me or what ???
boy: honey im not…. im here..
(sending failed)
girl: ok! it’s over; dont u ever talk to me again!
boy: DAMN! go to hell ! >_<
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(message sent)
If any beautiful girl call u DOG,
then u dont be upset bcoz full form of DOG is..?
D=Demand
O=OF
GIRL=GIRL
So next time dont upset..!
Boy: You know the principle is an idiot!!!
Girl: do you know who I am?
Boy: No!
Girl: I’m the principle’s daughter!!
Boy: and do you know who I am?
Girl: No….
Boy: Thank Goodness !
Guys are like stars.
There are million of them
but only one can make
your dreams come true.
Girl: kya kr rhy ho?
Boy: Makhiyan mar rha hu
Girl: ktni mari?
Boy: 3male or 2female
Girl: Kse malom?
Boy: 3 shrab ki bottle se chipki hui thi or 2 fone se.
Height of BAD LUCK:
A boy & a girl met last time for their BREAK-UP.
Girl’s father caught them.
Now they are a Married Couple!! xD
GIRL: I Have A Question For You.
BOY: Alright, Ask Me.
GIRL: What Do You See When You Look In My Eyes?
BOY: You Honestly Wanna Know?
GIRL: Yeah !!……
BOY: My Future
Larki ki T-shirt pe billi ki picture ko larka ghurne laga
Girl: kabhi billi nahi dekhi?
boy: billi to dekhi hai par doodh ki rakhwali karte PEHLI bar dekhi hai..!
WORLD IS ONLY for GIRLS
If A Girl Laughs Loudly
She Is Cheerful
If A Boy Laughs Loudly He Is Manner less
If A Girl Talks Sweetly
She Is Charming
If A Boy Talks Sweetly
He Is A Flirt
If A Girl Is Shopping
She Is Trendy
If A Boy Is Shopping
He Is Wasting Money
If A Girl Is Silent
She Is Feeling Sad
If A Boy Is Silent He Is Being Rude
If Girls Walk In A Group
Its A Group
If Boys Walk In A Group
Its A GANG
Kuri Na Hui,
Frishta Ho gai :-)
Larka izhar e mohabat kary to larki k ye 5 jawab hosaktay ha:
1) No
2) Yes
3) Aapko dost samjhti hun
4) I m engaged
5) I love someone else
Aur larki izhar e mohabat kary to larkay k 5 jawab ye hongay:
1)Haan
2)yes
3)ok
4)alright
5)me too…
Boyz ka dil, dil nahi darya hota hai. ;-)
