Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.
Boy to girl: chalte chalte yunhi ruk jata hoon,
baithe baithe yunhi gir jata hoon,
kya yehi pyaar hai….?
girl: nahi, ye mardana kamzori hai
If any beautiful girl call u DOG,
then u dont be upset bcoz full form of DOG is..?
D=Demand
O=OF
GIRL=GIRL
So next time dont upset..!
girl: hi baby! Smile
boy: hi my lovely..
(sending failed)
girl: are u there??
boy: yes ! yes i am here!
(sending failed)
girl: are u ignoring me or what ???
boy: honey im not…. im here..
(sending failed)
girl: ok! it’s over; dont u ever talk to me again!
boy: DAMN! go to hell ! >_<
.
.
(message sent)
Boy: You know the principle is an idiot!!!
Girl: do you know who I am?
Boy: No!
Girl: I’m the principle’s daughter!!
Boy: and do you know who I am?
Girl: No….
Boy: Thank Goodness !
Guys are like stars.
There are million of them
but only one can make
your dreams come true.
Girl: kya kr rhy ho?
Boy: Makhiyan mar rha hu
Girl: ktni mari?
Boy: 3male or 2female
Girl: Kse malom?
Boy: 3 shrab ki bottle se chipki hui thi or 2 fone se.
Height of BAD LUCK:
A boy & a girl met last time for their BREAK-UP.
Girl’s father caught them.
Now they are a Married Couple!! xD
GIRL: I Have A Question For You.
BOY: Alright, Ask Me.
GIRL: What Do You See When You Look In My Eyes?
BOY: You Honestly Wanna Know?
GIRL: Yeah !!……
BOY: My Future
Larki ki T-shirt pe billi ki picture ko larka ghurne laga
Girl: kabhi billi nahi dekhi?
boy: billi to dekhi hai par doodh ki rakhwali karte PEHLI bar dekhi hai..!
