A Girl Dialed Her Own Number
A girl dialed her own number
from her boyfriend’s cell
to see her name saved in list
like Doll or sweetie.
She was shocked to see
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Rasheed plumber
Category: Girl n Boy SMS
The Reaction of Love
The Reaction of Love
Girl1: I am in love
Girl2: Who is he?
Girl3: How dose he look?
Girl4: What color?
Girl5: How tall is he?
Girl6: What is he doing?
After full inspection all d girls:
B careful he might be a bad guy.
Girl 1: OK…!
Now same situation…
Boy1: I a in love
Boy2: it’s party time
Boy3: where is the party
Boy4: through us a party
Boy5: wow let’s have a party
Boy6: party party party…!
I am not rich like rohit
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a bid car like rohit.
But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
mobile love
kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti.
larka NOKIA or larki SONY ERICSSON hoti.
larka mohabbat ka SMS deta.
larki chahat ki MISCALL karti.
larka, larki ki miscall SAVE karta.
larki, larke ki chahat se INBOX bharti.
milkar roz dono apne jiwan ki BATTERY
ko CHARGE karte,
RINGTONE ki awaz pe dono ki zindagi chalti.
keep active my heart
Your sms is part of my Heart.
Your miss call is beat of my heart.
Your call is blood circulation of my heart.
So continue to contact me and keep active my heart.
Main uska DEVDAS tha woh thi meri PAARO
Jeet kar bhi haar gaya main pyar ki baazi yaaro,
Main uska DEVDAS tha woh thi meri PAARO.
Woh guzar gaya paas se nazar tak na milai,
Q k main cycly pe tha us k paas thi PAJERO.
imaginary wife
A poem for bachelor boys:
Aisi apni wife hot,
5.5″ jis ki hight ho,
Chehra jis ka bright ho,
Weight jis ka light ho,
Thori si wo quiet ho,
Beauty multiply by twice ho,
Favorite color white ho,
Makeup thora light ho,
Zulfein dynamite hot,
Honton ko dekh kar aisa lagay,
jaise Coke Diet ho,
Saari pehan kar jab chalay,
tu aisay lagay k Switzerland ki flight ho,
Agar aisi apni wife ho,
To kia haseen apni life ho.
dangrous weapons
THE
TWO
DANGEROUS
WEAPONS
IN
THE
WORLD
MORE
POWERFUL
THAN
NUCLEAR
BOMBS
1. A Girls’s Smile.
2. A Girl’s Tears.
similarity between a girl & petrol
What’s the similarity between a girl & petrol?
1. both are explosive
2. both are hot
3. both are dangerous when kept in open
fastest ways of communication
Three fastest ways of communication
3. Telephone
2. Television
1. Tell a woman
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If Need more speed
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Also advise her
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“KISY NU DASSI NA”