neighbors can see you
Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.
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A To Z Lie
You are…
A for Active
B for Best
C for Cute
D for Dashing
E for Excellant
F for Friendly
G for Great..
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that’s it
I can’t lie till Z.
select a day in week
Please select a day in week.
1. Sunday.
2. Monday.
3. Tuesday.
4. Wednesday.
5. Thursday.
6. Friday.
7. Saturday.
and take a bath that day thanks…:-).
woman in heaven
What do you call a woman in heaven? – An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven? – A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven? – PEACE ON EARTH!
Bari fursat mein banaya hoga
Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko
badi fursat mein banaya hoga…. ”
simple c baat hai,
faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.
Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!
Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)
think before you react
When someone insults you.
Think before you react.
It takes 72 muscles to get angry,
14 to smile
but
Only 4 muscles to take your hands up and say DAFA DUR :)
if you have talent
If you have talent,
if you have skill,
& you want to do
something for others,
Dont waste your time
&
Join
“Lucky Irani Circus”
PAKISTAN da sb tu wada circus.
Size Zero Girlfriend
To all girls who die for size zero
and
To all boys who want such girls as girlfriend.
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. A real man goes for good heart
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Haddiyo pe to kutte marte hai..
At ur age hitler commited suicide
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide