just leave it
Some people have nice Eyes,
Some people have nice Face,
Some People have nice Smile.
But you have
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Just Leave It…!
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Lux Rs.25 ka kia howa
Dil ney dil say kuch kehna chor dia,
Ankhon nay ankhon say milna chor dia,
Lux Rs.25 ka kia howa,
Aap nay tu mo dhona hi chor dia..
send sms to 20 friends
Doing SMS is always fun.
send sms to 20 friends.
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10 friends never read it.
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5 friends delete it.
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4 friends inbox is already full.
Only one poor friend read the complete sms ;)
Barish ki 1 1 boond
Suno
Mehsoos karo
Badal ki garaj
Bijli ki chamak
Barish ki ek ek boond
Tumse
Cheekh cheekh ker kah rahi hai
?
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“NAHA LO”
EID Bohut door hay
:p
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch
aur chaar taang paoge.
International day for mentally disabled
Today is an international day
for the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging
sms to a mentally disabled friend,
as i have done………
Your 5 qualities
Ur 5 qualities:
1———
2———
3———
4———
5———
Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
neighbors can see you
Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.
A To Z Lie
You are…
A for Active
B for Best
C for Cute
D for Dashing
E for Excellant
F for Friendly
G for Great..
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that’s it
I can’t lie till Z.
select a day in week
Please select a day in week.
1. Sunday.
2. Monday.
3. Tuesday.
4. Wednesday.
5. Thursday.
6. Friday.
7. Saturday.
and take a bath that day thanks…:-).