Category: Insult SMS

Sometimes there are no words

to describe how we feel

about some people in this life.

BUT

Thank God we have a middle finger…. !;-)

Today is an international day
for the mentally disabled .

Please send an encouraging
sms to a mentally disabled friend,

as i have done………

Ur 5 qualities:

1———

2———

3———

4———

5———

Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

You are…
A  for  Active
B  for  Best
C  for  Cute
D  for  Dashing
E  for  Excellant
F  for  Friendly
G  for  Great..
.
.
that’s it

I can’t lie till Z.

Please select a day in week.

1. Sunday.
2. Monday.
3. Tuesday.
4. Wednesday.
5. Thursday.
6. Friday.
7. Saturday.

and take a bath that day thanks…:-).

What do you call a woman in heaven? – An Angel.

A crowd of woman in heaven? – A host of Angels.

And all woman in heaven? – PEACE ON EARTH!

Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko
badi fursat mein banaya hoga…. ”
simple c baat hai,
faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!

Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)

When someone insults you.

Think before you react.

It takes 72 muscles to get angry,

14 to smile

but

Only 4 muscles to take your hands up and say DAFA DUR :)