Category: Insult SMS

Doing SMS is always fun.

send sms to 20 friends.
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10 friends never read it.
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5 friends delete it.
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4 friends inbox is already full.

Only one poor friend read the complete sms ;)

Suno

Mehsoos karo

Badal ki garaj

Bijli ki chamak

Barish ki ek ek boond

Tumse

Cheekh cheekh ker kah rahi hai
?
?
?
?
“NAHA LO”
EID Bohut door hay
:p

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,

Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch
aur chaar taang paoge.

Sometimes there are no words

to describe how we feel

about some people in this life.

BUT

Thank God we have a middle finger…. !;-)

Today is an international day
for the mentally disabled .

Please send an encouraging
sms to a mentally disabled friend,

as i have done………

Ur 5 qualities:

1———

2———

3———

4———

5———

Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

You are…
A  for  Active
B  for  Best
C  for  Cute
D  for  Dashing
E  for  Excellant
F  for  Friendly
G  for  Great..
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that’s it

I can’t lie till Z.

What do you call a woman in heaven? – An Angel.

A crowd of woman in heaven? – A host of Angels.

And all woman in heaven? – PEACE ON EARTH!

Please select a day in week.

1. Sunday.
2. Monday.
3. Tuesday.
4. Wednesday.
5. Thursday.
6. Friday.
7. Saturday.

and take a bath that day thanks…:-).