3 male or 2 female
Girl: kya kr rhy ho?
Boy: Makhiyan mar rha hu
Girl: ktni mari?
Boy: 3male or 2female
Girl: Kse malom?
Boy: 3 shrab ki bottle se chipki hui thi or 2 fone se.
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who is sardar
How can you identify
a sardar in classroom..?
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Think?
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Very simple
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Just see who is erasing the notes
when teacher is erasing the black board!!
men who sacrificed
Long ago, Men who sacrificed their
love, youth, parents, identity,
laughter and their happines
were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!
Suno Mehsoos Karo
Suno,
Mehsoos karo
Badal ki GARAJ
BIJLI ki chamak
Barish ki ik ik boond
Tum se
Cheekh cheekh
Kar keh rahi hai
“NAHA LO”
send nice sms to other
Always send nice sms
to your friends and family.
Because when you die,
After your death
people say about you,
“Banda Te Chawal Si, Par SMS Changay Karda Si”
1 machar ko marne se
Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2 – 3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jao gey
aap buht achay hain
Aap mein 10 qualities hain..!
1. Aap buht achay hain.
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Baaki mazaak kal krengey…
what’s for…?
For India its Ind.
For Pakistan its Pak.
For Afghanistan its Afg.
For Argentina its Arg.
For Germany its Ger.
Then what’s for
Brazil and London ?
woman make you a millionaire
Can a woman make you a millionaire?
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Yes! If you are a Billionaire..!!
Suraj kehdun usme to Aag hai
Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai,
Suraj kehdun usme to Aag hai,
Socha Tumko Bandar keh Dun…
Magar us kambakhat me Bhi Dimaag hai.