give you a shower
If I was dog and you were flower
If I was dog and you were flower
I would raise my leg and give you a shower!
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want to hear your voice
When I miss you,
I read your SMS.
When I want to see you,
I close my eyes.
and
When I want to hear your voice,
I simply throw a stone over a crow!
Kaa’n. kaa’n ;-)
Real Insulting Moment
That’s real insulting moment
When you see a 16 year’s old engaged girl,
While you are still single
even after completing 16 years of studies :p
husband and wife on picnic
Husband and wife on picnic.
there was a donkey eating grass.
Wife said: See your relative eating grass, Say Hi.karo.
Husband said: Hello father-in-law.
your last sms
D e k h o
S o c h o
G h o r
K a r o
O r
Y a d k a r o
K
L a s t S M S
K ab
K i y a t h a
Khud hi sharm aye gi apni kanjosi par.
3 male or 2 female
Girl: kya kr rhy ho?
Boy: Makhiyan mar rha hu
Girl: ktni mari?
Boy: 3male or 2female
Girl: Kse malom?
Boy: 3 shrab ki bottle se chipki hui thi or 2 fone se.
who is sardar
How can you identify
a sardar in classroom..?
:
:
Think?
:
:
Very simple
:
:
Just see who is erasing the notes
when teacher is erasing the black board!!
men who sacrificed
Long ago, Men who sacrificed their
love, youth, parents, identity,
laughter and their happines
were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!
Suno Mehsoos Karo
Suno,
Mehsoos karo
Badal ki GARAJ
BIJLI ki chamak
Barish ki ik ik boond
Tum se
Cheekh cheekh
Kar keh rahi hai
“NAHA LO”
send nice sms to other
Always send nice sms
to your friends and family.
Because when you die,
After your death
people say about you,
“Banda Te Chawal Si, Par SMS Changay Karda Si”