Category: Insult SMS

KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.

Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!

When nobody miss me,

When nobody cares for me,

When Everybody ignores me,

Nobody SMS me,

Then I sit in a corner,

Fold my arms and say,

‘Kanjar Ne Saarey’

Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?

Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.

Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun,
Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun,

Hasrat yehi hai k ek nazar dekh lun tujhe,
Par madari rouz na laye to kya karun.

Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.

An extra sense is NON SENSE.

UMMAT-E-MUHAMMAD  (S.A.W) Ki Fazeelat:

1: Inko Zaeef Aur Kamzor Banaya Gaya Taa K Ghurur Na Karain,

2: Qadd-O-Qamat Me Chota Banaya Taa K Khane Peene Aur Libaas Ka Bojh Ziyada Na Ho,

3: Inki Umarain(Age) Chhoti Kardi Taa K Gunah Kam Rahain,

4: Inhe Fuqra Banaya Taa K Aakhrat Me Hisaab Halka Rahe,

5: Inhe Sub Se Aakhri Ummat Banaya Taa K Qabar Me Rehne Ki Muddat Kam Ho….!!

SUBHAN ALLAH

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.