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Two Beautiful People

You are two beautiful people,
Now teamed as a man and a wife.
Congratulations on tying the knot! Take a moment to enjoy all the special memories
that you both will remember for the rest of your lives.

Slow But Sure

So Many OPTIONS

-POISON
-SLEEPING PILLS
-HANGING
-JUMP FROM BUILDING
-LYING ON TRAIN TRACKS

But People Choose

:-D” MARRIAGE “:-D

SLOW But SURE  ;-)

What was the first thing

Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”

Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”

Managed To Stay Together

When asked,
how they managed
to stay together
for 65 years
the woman replied
“we were born in a time,
where if something was brke,
you fixed it…not throw it away.”