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Category: Marriage SMS

Before marriage & after marriage

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!

Two Beautiful People

You are two beautiful people,
Now teamed as a man and a wife.
Congratulations on tying the knot! Take a moment to enjoy all the special memories
that you both will remember for the rest of your lives.

Slow But Sure

So Many OPTIONS

-POISON
-SLEEPING PILLS
-HANGING
-JUMP FROM BUILDING
-LYING ON TRAIN TRACKS

But People Choose

:-D” MARRIAGE “:-D

SLOW But SURE  ;-)

What was the first thing

Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”

Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”