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when I got married

A man walking down a street heard a voice.

“if you take 1 more step,

a brick will fall down and kill you.

He stopped & a brick fell before him.

He went on,

while crossing road he heard again stop,

just a car missed him.

Man asked who are you?

I am your guardian angel”

Man said, Where were you when I got married?

Advertisement of wife wanted

One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.

Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”