Marriage Is Finding
Marriage is finding that
special someone you want
to annoy for the rest of life.
Category: Marriage SMS
A Pray For Marriage
A Pray For Marriage
Ae Allah…
Mere Wo Tamam Gunah Muaf Farma…
jin ki waja se, Meri Shadi Ruki Hui hy. Ameen.
NOTE:
Shadi shuda log “Ruki” Lafz Hata kr Prhen.
Marriage Does Not Guarantee
Marriage does not guarantee
you will be together forever,
it’s only papger.
It takes love, respect, trust,
understanding, friendship and
faith in your reltaionship
to make it last.
Intelligent Married Man
Whenever an intelligent man
makes any important decision.
He closes his eyes,
thinks a lot,
listens to his heart,
uses his head &
finally does wat his wife says.
satisfied woman
Behind every Successful man
there is a satisfied woman.
But behind every satisfied woman.
there is an exausted man.
afraid of women
Man 1: I do not want to marry.
Because I am afraid of all women.
Man 2: Get marry soon.
Then you will be afraid of
only one woman and start loving the rest
i can’t be everywhere
Angel said: I can’t be everywhere to help you.
So I created Mother.
Devil Replied: Me to can’t be everywhere.
So I created Mother-In-Law.
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women
Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
Taking Divorce For Same Reasons
Tow men talking.
1st: I am getting married becoz
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry.
2nd: Strange, I am taking divorce
for same reasons!:-D
men are never afraid to fight
There are many brave men
who are adventurous and
are never afraid to fight.
Some join Pakistan army,
others get married … ;-