Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam
Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam,
Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam,
Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham,
Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam :p
Category: Misleading SMS
when i smoke cigarete
A girl to doctor: when I smoke cigarette,
I feel very uncomfortable,
On first puff, I put off my shoes.
On second, my socks.
On third, my shirt.
Doctor: take this cigarette and tell me in detail.
sir your garage is open
Sectary saw his boss pant zip open.
She tells him, Sir your garage is open.
Bos: Did you see my Ferrari..?
Sectary: No, I saw a small scooter with
two punctured wheels.
never reject any girls
Never ever reject any girls in your life..!
Because,
A good girls gives you happiness.
and
Bad girls gives you experience!
just leave it
Some people have nice Eyes,
Some people have nice Face,
Some People have nice Smile.
But you have
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Just Leave It…!
Girl asks to boy: Kya main teri nono pakar loon
4-4 saal kay baccha bacchi ek tub mein naha rahey thay
girl ask: “Kya main teri nono pakar loon”.
Boy replies: “pagal apni to tordi ab meri bhe toro gi kya?”
What’s an average 6 inch long
What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
You are invited on My Marrige Ceremony
AOA.
You are invited on My Marrige Ceremony,
Venue is Akbar-e-azam Banquet Hall, Lahore
on 29th Feb 2009 5 pm.
Plz join me
Thanks
neighbors can see you
Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.
Thousand were rejected
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.