sir your garage is open
Sectary saw his boss pant zip open.
She tells him, Sir your garage is open.
Bos: Did you see my Ferrari..?
Sectary: No, I saw a small scooter with
two punctured wheels.
Category: Misleading SMS
never reject any girls
Never ever reject any girls in your life..!
Because,
A good girls gives you happiness.
and
Bad girls gives you experience!
just leave it
Some people have nice Eyes,
Some people have nice Face,
Some People have nice Smile.
But you have
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Just Leave It…!
Girl asks to boy: Kya main teri nono pakar loon
4-4 saal kay baccha bacchi ek tub mein naha rahey thay
girl ask: “Kya main teri nono pakar loon”.
Boy replies: “pagal apni to tordi ab meri bhe toro gi kya?”
What’s an average 6 inch long
What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
You are invited on My Marrige Ceremony
AOA.
You are invited on My Marrige Ceremony,
Venue is Akbar-e-azam Banquet Hall, Lahore
on 29th Feb 2009 5 pm.
Plz join me
Thanks
neighbors can see you
Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.
Thousand were rejected
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
kuch din main kai baar kertay hain
kuch log sari raat karte hain
kuch log bar baar kertay hain
kuch din main kai baar kertay hain
kuch bas 2, 4 ghante kar k so jate hain
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Tub jaa ker hota hai unka mobile charge :p
A Beautiful Lady to Peer sahab
A Beautiful Lady to Peer sahab:
“Peer sahab, Ajj kal mere shohar raat bhar ghar se bahir rehte hain..”
Peer sahab:
Bibi… Yeh problem hay Ya INVITATION ?