Dil me tum
Dharkan me tum
Asman me tum
Zamen me tum
Ankhon me tum
jahan dekho
Tum hi tum
Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hain
JARASEEM her jaga hote hain.
Category: Misleading SMS
When things go wrong, i want 2 b there
When things go wrong,
when sadness fills your heart &
when tears flow 4rm your eyes,
just let me know.
.
.
cause I want 2b there 4 U!
I am selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!
Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam
Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam,
Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam,
Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham,
Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam :p
caught sleeping together
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2: Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: We were caught sleeping together.
Boy1: What the hell!
Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class :-)
munna bhai mbbs
Apun tera dost,
Dost bole to bhai,
Bhai bole to Munna Bhai,
Munna Bhai bole to MBBS,
MBBS bole to Doctor,
Doctor bole to kya?
Bole to chal chaddi utaar Injection lagane ka.
Full Time Masti … Non stop fun
6 Inch ka hai.
.
Size normal he
.
.
Mazboot he
.
.
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
.
.
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
.
.
Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera…
.
LG KG 195
Just a second do not misunderstand
You are one of the
most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
C:reating
U:seless
T:roubles
E:verywhere..
Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai
Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai,
Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa hai:D
high expectations of a girl
Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.
Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam
Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam,
Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam,
Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham,
Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam :p