Dil me tum
Dharkan me tum
Asman me tum
Zamen me tum
Ankhon me tum
jahan dekho
Tum hi tum
Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hain
JARASEEM her jaga hote hain.
A Beautiful Lady to Peer sahab:
“Peer sahab, Ajj kal mere shohar raat bhar ghar se bahir rehte hain..”
Peer sahab:
Bibi… Yeh problem hay Ya INVITATION ?
Put your hand on my hand
&
hold my back with your other hand
touch your lip with my lips
&
taste how hot I am
do this everyday
don’t b confuse I am you tea cup.
Who‘s hot… Its U,
Who‘s
Charming… Its U,
Who‘s
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who‘s
Intelligent… Its U,
Who‘s dear & near friend… Its U
Who‘s a liar.. Its me
Dil me tum
Dharkan me tum
Asman me tum
Zamen me tum
Ankhon me tum
jahan dekho
Tum hi tum
Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hain
JARASEEM her jaga hote hain.
When things go wrong,
when sadness fills your heart &
when tears flow 4rm your eyes,
just let me know.
.
.
cause I want 2b there 4 U!
I am selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!
Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam,
Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam,
Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham,
Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam :p
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2: Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: We were caught sleeping together.
Boy1: What the hell!
Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class :-)
Apun tera dost,
Dost bole to bhai,
Bhai bole to Munna Bhai,
Munna Bhai bole to MBBS,
MBBS bole to Doctor,
Doctor bole to kya?
Bole to chal chaddi utaar Injection lagane ka.
6 Inch ka hai.
.
Size normal he
.
.
Mazboot he
.
.
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
.
.
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
.
.
Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera…
.
LG KG 195
You are one of the
most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
C:reating
U:seless
T:roubles
E:verywhere..