True relatives always stand behind u
True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
Category: Misleading SMS
men who sacrificed
Long ago, Men who sacrificed their
love, youth, parents, identity,
laughter and their happines
were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!
rani maukheerji has 1 big and 1 small
Kareena has small!
Rakhi has big!
Rani maukheerji has 1 big and 1 small
Aishwarya rai has too small
What’s that?
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The letter ‘R’
But i like the way you think!!
funny conversation of doctor n patient
Doctor: tabiyat kaisi ha ab
Mariz: pehle se zayada kharab ha
Doctor: dawai khali thi
Mariz: nahi dawa ki bottle to bhari hui thi
Doctor: I mean dawai lay li thi
Mariz: gee aap ne di thi to mein ne lay li thi
Doctor: bewakuf dawai pee li thi
Mariz: nahi jee dawai to laal thi
Doctor: abe gadhe dawai ko pi liya tha
Mariz: nahi sahab piliya to mujhe tha
Doctor: saale dawa ko mun se laga k pet mein dala tha.
Mariz: nahi
Doctor: kyun
Mariz: aap ne hi to kaha tha k bottle ko dhakan laga k rakhna
mein thek to ho jaunga doctor …?
women are basically greedy
Women are basically greedy.
They want all things from one man.
Men are so simple.
They want only one thing from all women.
what’s for…?
For India its Ind.
For Pakistan its Pak.
For Afghanistan its Afg.
For Argentina its Arg.
For Germany its Ger.
Then what’s for
Brazil and London ?
On a ship Captain Blackmails a girl
On a ship Captain Blackmails a girl
“If u dont sleep wd me I’ll sink d ship”
Later,She sms hr husbnd
“U mst b proud of me,
I saved 600 pasngrs 9 times in 2 days!
Meri tarah perfect
I never forget my sincere friends
when i see some faults in them
i keep patient & just realize that
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“ab har koi meri terha perfect
tou nahi ho sakta na” ;)
Yar I trusted you so much
Yar I trusted you so much
but ur mouth is never shut.
Why did u tel otherz my secrets?
U really disappointed me,
plz stop telling everybody that,
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I’m so CUTE.
You are a GHONCHU..
You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…