do you understand English
One American in Rome,
Drinking beer at street cafe
when a pretty girl sat beside him.
American: Hello, do you understand English?
Girl: only little.
American: How much?
Girl: Fifty dollars.
Category: Misleading SMS
randome facts
Some randome facts.
1. An elephant shits half its weight in two days.
2. A man’s penis is 3 times the length of his thumb.
3. 2 multiplied by 2 equals 4.
4. the final fact:
A woman would have finished reading
these facts by now,
but a man would still be checking the size of his thumbs.
will you tell her
Son kills butterfly, Dad says no butter for 2 weeks.
Son kills honeybee, Dad says no honey for 2 weeks.
Mom kills cockroach, Son says, Dad will you tell her or should I??
lips on her lips
Catch her by her waist
Bring her home
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put your lips on her lips
& have a
Nice Drink
“COCA COLA”
Buurrrrrrrrrr…..
YOU HAVE GOT A MALE
Pappu: Dad how was I born?
Dad: well son, your Mom & I got to gether at ‘YAHOO’
we set us a date via E-Mail, & Met in a cyber cafe,
Your Mom agreed to dowload data from my PEN DRIVE,
JUST when I was about to “Transfer”
we realised that none of us have installed “FIREWALL”
IT was too late to DELETE
9 months later a POP-UP Window appeared & said
YOU HAVE GOT A MALE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
word truly defines you
I want to say a word to u !!
.
.
That starts with u
.
.
and ends on u
.
.
that truly defines u
.
.
that word is
.
.
“ULLU” ….. :-)
I am your girlfriend is ….
I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
Happy april fools day
degrees of girls
Degrees of girls….!
B.A = Beautiful Angel
B.E = Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc = Beautiful Structure
L.L.B = Lovely Lifp and Body
M.B.A = Married but Available
Her naye din hamara dil dukhate ho
Q her bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Her naye din hamara dil dukhate ho,
Yeh bat sunkar hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
K tum ab bartan dhone wale sabun se nahate ho
do it on bed or on a sofa
It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.