Pappu: Dad how was I born?
Dad: well son, your Mom & I got to gether at ‘YAHOO’
we set us a date via E-Mail, & Met in a cyber cafe,
Your Mom agreed to dowload data from my PEN DRIVE,
JUST when I was about to “Transfer”
we realised that none of us have installed “FIREWALL”
IT was too late to DELETE
9 months later a POP-UP Window appeared & said
YOU HAVE GOT A MALE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want to say a word to u !!
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That starts with u
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and ends on u
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that truly defines u
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that word is
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“ULLU” ….. :-)
I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
Happy april fools day
Degrees of girls….!
B.A = Beautiful Angel
B.E = Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc = Beautiful Structure
L.L.B = Lovely Lifp and Body
M.B.A = Married but Available
Q her bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Her naye din hamara dil dukhate ho,
Yeh bat sunkar hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
K tum ab bartan dhone wale sabun se nahate ho
It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
Last night I went to bed without you.
Cold, thinking of you, missing your warmth,
your soft touch against my skin.
Where were you last night,
my lovely pyjamas.
What’s an average 6 inch long.?. . . .
inside a boy’s pants and girl love to blow it up?
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A 1000 rupee currency note!
Always think positive.
Karay jao
Karay jao
Karay jao
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baysharmon ki tarah
SMS receive kare jao
Kabhi reply na kerna…!!
I love you.
i realy love You.
i really love u more then anything.
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yahi kahna chahta tha Majno apni Laila sy us bechary ko English e nai ati thi :p
