in honour of offer
She offered him Honour.
He honoured her offer.
Then the whole night,
in honour of her offer.
He was “on her” and “off her”.
Category: Misleading SMS
how bad you are
Remember: No matter how bad you are.
You are not totally useless…
You can still be used as a bad example.
when i smoke cigarete
A girl to doctor: when I smoke cigarette,
I feel very uncomfortable,
On first puff, I put off my shoes.
On second, my socks.
On third, my shirt.
Doctor: take this cigarette and tell me in detail.
afraid of women
Man 1: I do not want to marry.
Because I am afraid of all women.
Man 2: Get marry soon.
Then you will be afraid of
only one woman and start loving the rest
two white balls having black dots
Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: That 2 white balls having black dots in it.
Girt: Rascal you are with me for that?
Boy: Yes I like your eyes…..!
din ko karo ya raat ko karo
Din Ko Kro
YA
Rat Ko Kro
Ander Kro
YA
Bahir Kro
Bed Pr Kro
YA
Kursi Pr kro
Pyar Se Kro
YA
Ghose Se Kro
1Bar Kro
YA
2Bar Kro
.
.
.
Krna To SMS Ha
Jesy Mrzi kro.
customer complaints
A man with 8 children
traveling by train.
A lady asked: are they your children.
Man: No Madam!
Actually I am the owner of a condom company
and
they are the complaints of my customers.
3153600 seconds – sirf aap ko hi yaad kia
In
1 year,
12 months,
365 days & nights,
8760 hours,
52560 min,
3153600 sec,
sirf aap ko hi yaad kia.
Aur sirf 2 mins lagay
is jhoot ko type kernay me
pe kernay mein :p;)
size by years
16 years
(.)=(.)
25 years
( . )=( . )
36 years
( ¤ )=( ¤ )
Kia samjhay?
Zyada SMS parhogy to,
itna bara chashma lagay ga…
Aftari main sirf tumhari kami thi
Suno!
Aaj Aftari mein
samose bi thay
pakoray bi thay
sharbat bhi tha
kele bhi the
saib bhi the
angoor bhi the
Khujoor bhi thi
bas
aik tumhari kami thi
Kharboozay!