good and very good girls
difference between good girls
and very good girls.
Good girls open few buttons
when environment is hot.
Very good girls open all buttons
to make environment hot.
Category: Misleading SMS
When you win
When you win every one takes pride
and celebrate your victory.
But
When you lose only true friends
holds your hand, sit by your side and say.
“JITHEY KARWAEIN ZALIL E KARWAEIN”
Girl: Sir I will do anything to pass the exam
A gorgeous girl to her professor: Sir I will do anything to pass the exam
Prof: Anything?
Girl: yes
prof: then go n study
moral:
All prof r not tharki
how bad you are
Remember: No matter how bad you are.
You are not totally useless…
You can still be used as a bad example.
afraid of women
Man 1: I do not want to marry.
Because I am afraid of all women.
Man 2: Get marry soon.
Then you will be afraid of
only one woman and start loving the rest
two white balls having black dots
Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: That 2 white balls having black dots in it.
Girt: Rascal you are with me for that?
Boy: Yes I like your eyes…..!
din ko karo ya raat ko karo
Din Ko Kro
YA
Rat Ko Kro
Ander Kro
YA
Bahir Kro
Bed Pr Kro
YA
Kursi Pr kro
Pyar Se Kro
YA
Ghose Se Kro
1Bar Kro
YA
2Bar Kro
.
.
.
Krna To SMS Ha
Jesy Mrzi kro.
customer complaints
A man with 8 children
traveling by train.
A lady asked: are they your children.
Man: No Madam!
Actually I am the owner of a condom company
and
they are the complaints of my customers.
3153600 seconds – sirf aap ko hi yaad kia
In
1 year,
12 months,
365 days & nights,
8760 hours,
52560 min,
3153600 sec,
sirf aap ko hi yaad kia.
Aur sirf 2 mins lagay
is jhoot ko type kernay me
pe kernay mein :p;)
size by years
16 years
(.)=(.)
25 years
( . )=( . )
36 years
( ¤ )=( ¤ )
Kia samjhay?
Zyada SMS parhogy to,
itna bara chashma lagay ga…