Girl and SMS
The only similarity between Girl and SMS
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Jab tak UPER se NEECHE tak pura DEKH na lo CHAIN hi nahi Aata :-)
Category: Naughty SMS
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Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam
Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam,
Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam,
Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham,
Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam :p
are you free tonight
A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin
colleague asked: What happened?
She replied: He asked me are you free tonight?
I said-yes & bastard give me 50 pages of work.
cash for the new year
To all my friends and relatives,
who sent me love, luck and
best wishes for last year.
Unfortunately it didn’t work.
Please send me the cash for new year.
thanks
song for you
I want to dedicate a song
only and only for you.
“karan mein nazara jadon teri tasveer da,
painda ae pulaikha meno KHUSRAY BASHIR da.”
when I want to listen you
When I miss you,
I read your SMS.
When I want to see you,
I just close my eyes.
and
When I want to listen you,
I simply throw a stone over a Donkey.
inner beauty
Beauty is not how you look.
Its not how beautiful you are.
Its not your figure.
Beauty is the inner self.
So always wear
colorful undergarments.
An Idea Can Change Your Life
An Idea Can Change Your Life
But,
A Woman can change your IDEA..
So,
Always change
Women to change IDEAS
WHAT AN IDEA.
SIR Gee.
a comfortable supportive friend
A good friend is just like
the brassiere of a girl
which is comfortable and supportive.
that holds you tight and
prevents you from falling
always close to your heart… :)
when i smoke cigarete
A girl to doctor: when I smoke cigarette,
I feel very uncomfortable,
On first puff, I put off my shoes.
On second, my socks.
On third, my shirt.
Doctor: take this cigarette and tell me in detail.