when i smoke cigarete
A girl to doctor: when I smoke cigarette,
I feel very uncomfortable,
On first puff, I put off my shoes.
On second, my socks.
On third, my shirt.
Doctor: take this cigarette and tell me in detail.
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seriously hottest kiss
Nice Kiss is on Head.
Sweet Kiss is on Cheeks.
Passionate Kiss is on Lips.
Romantic Kiss is on Neck
and
Seriously Hottest Kiss is on “IRON”
Try it now. Mmmmuah
sir your garage is open
Sectary saw his boss pant zip open.
She tells him, Sir your garage is open.
Bos: Did you see my Ferrari..?
Sectary: No, I saw a small scooter with
two punctured wheels.
to be continue
A boy going in car,
suddenly he saw a girl
laying in middle of the road
he came out and
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to be continue
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Bhai Pe Shak karta ha
1
Din
Jab
Tumhari
Shadi
Hogi
Tumhari
Bivi
K
Pait
Me
Mera
Ha Ha Ha
Mera
Mera
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Bhatija
Hoga
Kamine! Bhai Pe Shak karta ha
Women have 4 types of sex
Women have 4 types of sex.
One is asthmatic “ah aah ah aah”,
2nd obedient “yes..oh yes!”,
3rd greedy “more..more..plz”,
4th religious “oh god..oh..my god”.
meri photo neeche gir gayee thi
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?
Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi,
maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.
never reject any girls
Never ever reject any girls in your life..!
Because,
A good girls gives you happiness.
and
Bad girls gives you experience!
Aqal Kya Hoti Hai…?
Aqal Kya Hoti Hai…?
Asmaan ne kaha: Buhat buland hoti hai.
Saagar ne kaha: Buhat gehri hoti hai.
Aap ne kaha: Haaein …… woh kya hoti hai :)
there is only one boy
There is only one boy.
who is allowed to touch,
every part of a girl’s body.
Approved and reliable
Guess who is that boy..?
That’s
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LIFEBOY :-)