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Category: Naughty SMS
Huge collection of Extremely naughty SMS, naughty SMS Text, Naughty Text Messages, Naughty Funny SMS, Misleading Naughty SMS
Surprise Sex
* Goldew Words *
By The Great
Philospher
“NARGIS”
“Rape is Not a Crime”
Its just a “Surprise Sex” ;-)
Cool Lover Boy
NORMAL LOVER BOY:
“Jaan can I touch your b__bs?
Girl: “Rascal!”
COOL LOVER BOY:
“Jaan can I feel your heartbeats?”
Girl:”So Sweet”
“Think Different, Do Different!”
Help Girls To Become A Mother
One Boy To Another,
What Did You Do On Mother’s Day?
2nd Boy,
I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother
Brsat ki rat; 1 bhegi larki; Bhege kapre
Brsat ki rat
1 bhegi larki
Bhege kapre
Bhegi zulfain
Bhegay hont
Us se nazren mili,
Dekh kar es dharkate dil ne kaha
iNU kal bukhar howay e howay.
How To Play With Balls
Snooker is a cool sports for men.
‘It teaches us how to play with BALLS,
& concentrate on many HOLES,
by using just a single STICK.
when will you give me report
Father went to school for getting report of his son.
Father: Madam when will you give me report?
Teacher: After the Periods.
Lazy Boy To Father
Lazy Boy To Father: papa ek glass paani de do,
Father: khud uth k pe lo,
Boy: please de do na……!
Father: ab manga to thappar maron ga
Boy: thappar marne aao to pani letay aana
a dancer in night club
A dancer in night club bends.
An American puts $100 into her penty.
A british puts $200 into her penty.
A sardar takes his ATM card swipes
between her ass and takes $300.
Moral: SINGH IS KING
Height Of Bad Luck. . .
Height Of Bad Luck. . .
I Just Wanted To KISS
a CHARMING,
INTELLIGENT
&
MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON On This Earth
But
My Lips
Can’t Touch My Cheeks ;)