a dancer in night club
A dancer in night club bends.
An American puts $100 into her penty.
A british puts $200 into her penty.
A sardar takes his ATM card swipes
between her ass and takes $300.
Moral: SINGH IS KING
Category: Naughty SMS
Huge collection of Extremely naughty SMS, naughty SMS Text, Naughty Text Messages, Naughty Funny SMS, Misleading Naughty SMS
Height Of Bad Luck. . .
Height Of Bad Luck. . .
I Just Wanted To KISS
a CHARMING,
INTELLIGENT
&
MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON On This Earth
But
My Lips
Can’t Touch My Cheeks ;)
Aik bar keh to diya he. “Good Morning”
“Good Morning”
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
Ab kya Neeche nashta dhoond rahe ho?
Aik bar keh to diya he.
“Good Morning”
Bacha shopkeeper se
Bacha shopkeeper se: Suji hai ???
Shopkeeper: Han hai !!!
Bacha: To marwayi kyun thi…???
Abi abi Govt pakistan ne ordinance jari kia ha
Tv
on
kro
Abi abi Govt pakistan ne ordinance jari kia ha
K
khubsurat logon ko is mulk se nikal dia jaye ga
Aap to 100% save ho.
.
.
me kahan jaon?
men who sacrificed
Long ago, Men who sacrificed their
love, youth, parents, identity,
laughter and their happines
were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!
love the lady
Love the lady but don’t touch the body.
If you touch the body, you become a dady.
Please send this message to 10 boys
and try to control population.
Will you love me after marriage also
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
send nice sms to other
Always send nice sms
to your friends and family.
Because when you die,
After your death
people say about you,
“Banda Te Chawal Si, Par SMS Changay Karda Si”
what’s for…?
For India its Ind.
For Pakistan its Pak.
For Afghanistan its Afg.
For Argentina its Arg.
For Germany its Ger.
Then what’s for
Brazil and London ?