GIRLS have STUPID specialty
GIRLS have STUPID specialty..!
They get
WET without
BATH!
They BLEED without an INJURY!
They give
MILK widout
eating GRASS
Make
BONELESS
things HARD!
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Cold Drink On Hot Day
Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice
But what about having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks?
Speechless!
high expectations of a girl
Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.
Microsoft Launched New software related to cricket
After Big Success of :- . . . . . . . .
MS Word . . . . . . . .
MS Excel . . . . . . . .
MS Power Point etc., . . . . . . . .
Microsoft Launched New software related to cricket . . . . . . . . .
MS Dhoni :)
Pehli rat say he shuru hoi barbadi
Ek machhar nay karli makhi say shadi,
Pehli rat say he shuru hoi barbadi,
Machhar ke qismat he khhoti thi ,
Makhhi mospel laga k soti thi
chalte chalte yunhi ruk jata hoon
Boy to girl: chalte chalte yunhi ruk jata hoon,
baithe baithe yunhi gir jata hoon,
kya yehi pyaar hai….?
girl: nahi, ye mardana kamzori hai
empty fog sms
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Its not an empty sms.
Due to fog you can’t see the words.
Happy Fog Day
Do U know the full form of COLLEGE
Do U know the full form of COLLEGE
C-Come
O-On
L-Lets
L-Love
E-Each
G-Girl
E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college regularly….
Maths and women both are most complicated things
Maths and women are the two most complicated things in the world….
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But maths at least has logic! :-)
Boy: Waisae to kuch nahin lagti
Police nay bike pe jate larky aur larke ko rok kar pocha
“yeah tumhari kya lagte he”
Larka: Waisae to kuch nahin lagti,
break lagaon to thori thro saath lagte hay :)