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woman and men wear watches
why do women wear watches
on their right hand and
men on their left hand…?
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To see the time.. :P
randome facts
Some randome facts.
1. An elephant shits half its weight in two days.
2. A man’s penis is 3 times the length of his thumb.
3. 2 multiplied by 2 equals 4.
4. the final fact:
A woman would have finished reading
these facts by now,
but a man would still be checking the size of his thumbs.
will you tell her
Son kills butterfly, Dad says no butter for 2 weeks.
Son kills honeybee, Dad says no honey for 2 weeks.
Mom kills cockroach, Son says, Dad will you tell her or should I??
while taking bath
A 5 year old boy,
while taking bath
and examining his testicles
Asks: ‘Mum, are these my brains?’
‘Not yet’, she replied.
Ak din chand ne mujh se kaha k tere sub dost
Ak din chand ne mujh se kaha k tere sub dost
bagerat hn
kaminey hn
chawal hn
bekar hn
lanti hn
Zalel hn
Mein ne chand ko ghora or guse se kaha
“Mujhe pata hai”
Biology and Sociology
Define, Biology and sociology?
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If new born baby looks like his father it is biology,
if he looks like his neighbor than it is called sociology :-D
happy valentine’s day honey
Hmm…Happy Valentine’s day honey
Hope you’re all set with the money
Well yea, the only thing missing is you..
I know sweetie, I’m missing you too..
why would I marry
Girl: If you get a chance,
will you marry me.?
Boy: If I get chance,
why would I marry.
An Idea Can Change Your Life
An Idea Can Change Your Life
But,
A Woman can change your IDEA..
So,
Always change
Women to change IDEAS
WHAT AN IDEA.
SIR Gee.