while taking bath
A 5 year old boy,
while taking bath
and examining his testicles
Asks: ‘Mum, are these my brains?’
‘Not yet’, she replied.
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Ak din chand ne mujh se kaha k tere sub dost
Ak din chand ne mujh se kaha k tere sub dost
bagerat hn
kaminey hn
chawal hn
bekar hn
lanti hn
Zalel hn
Mein ne chand ko ghora or guse se kaha
“Mujhe pata hai”
Biology and Sociology
Define, Biology and sociology?
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If new born baby looks like his father it is biology,
if he looks like his neighbor than it is called sociology :-D
happy valentine’s day honey
Hmm…Happy Valentine’s day honey
Hope you’re all set with the money
Well yea, the only thing missing is you..
I know sweetie, I’m missing you too..
why would I marry
Girl: If you get a chance,
will you marry me.?
Boy: If I get chance,
why would I marry.
An Idea Can Change Your Life
An Idea Can Change Your Life
But,
A Woman can change your IDEA..
So,
Always change
Women to change IDEAS
WHAT AN IDEA.
SIR Gee.
best way to purpose a girl
Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
or
Leave My Boat.
rain makes things beautiful
The rain makes all things beautiful,
The grass and flowers too,
If rain makes all things beautiful,
Why does not it rain on you?
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what you ask for
I always ask God to
give you what you deserve,
not what you ask for.
Because.
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tuwada ki pata tussi charas mang lao.. :)