Dirty Mind
I don’t have a dirty mind,
I have sexy imaginations.
Category: Naughty SMS
Huge collection of Extremely naughty SMS, naughty SMS Text, Naughty Text Messages, Naughty Funny SMS, Misleading Naughty SMS
interesting confusions
interesting confusions:
1. Can you cry under water.?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty.?
3. Why dont birds fall out of trees, when they sleep.?
4. What do you call a male lady bird.?
5. Why is it called building, when it is already built.?
6. When they say dog food is new n improved in taste. Who tastes it.?
give him a surprise
Son – I want a baby brother .
Mom – your dad is overseas.
When he comes back we will talk over it.
Son – why don’t you give him a surprise?
Funny Facts About Women
Funny Facts About Women…
* larki se m0habbat krna jurm hai.,jis ki saza shadi ki soorat me milti he.. :-)
* Kamiyab Aashiq wo he, jo mehb0ba ko b.v nahi Ban’nay Deta.. :-)
* Kaash larkian cigrate peeti ta k utni Dair to kham0sh Rehtin :-)
* Mard k liye asaan tareen kaam ksi larki k hath0n ullu ban’na he :-)
* Orat Fashi0n k0 Aisy talash krti he jesay m0t insaan k0. :-)
* D0st0 zindagi enj0y kro,kya pata kal tmhari shadi ho jaye…!
So i did it there
( ".) < )______, - - . L L .,:,. SORRY, I was not able to bear my dear, your inbox was empty So i did it there
woman and men wear watches
why do women wear watches
on their right hand and
men on their left hand…?
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To see the time.. :P
randome facts
Some randome facts.
1. An elephant shits half its weight in two days.
2. A man’s penis is 3 times the length of his thumb.
3. 2 multiplied by 2 equals 4.
4. the final fact:
A woman would have finished reading
these facts by now,
but a man would still be checking the size of his thumbs.
will you tell her
Son kills butterfly, Dad says no butter for 2 weeks.
Son kills honeybee, Dad says no honey for 2 weeks.
Mom kills cockroach, Son says, Dad will you tell her or should I??
while taking bath
A 5 year old boy,
while taking bath
and examining his testicles
Asks: ‘Mum, are these my brains?’
‘Not yet’, she replied.
Ak din chand ne mujh se kaha k tere sub dost
Ak din chand ne mujh se kaha k tere sub dost
bagerat hn
kaminey hn
chawal hn
bekar hn
lanti hn
Zalel hn
Mein ne chand ko ghora or guse se kaha
“Mujhe pata hai”