give him a surprise
Son – I want a baby brother .
Mom – your dad is overseas.
When he comes back we will talk over it.
Son – why don’t you give him a surprise?
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Funny Facts About Women
Funny Facts About Women…
* larki se m0habbat krna jurm hai.,jis ki saza shadi ki soorat me milti he.. :-)
* Kamiyab Aashiq wo he, jo mehb0ba ko b.v nahi Ban’nay Deta.. :-)
* Kaash larkian cigrate peeti ta k utni Dair to kham0sh Rehtin :-)
* Mard k liye asaan tareen kaam ksi larki k hath0n ullu ban’na he :-)
* Orat Fashi0n k0 Aisy talash krti he jesay m0t insaan k0. :-)
* D0st0 zindagi enj0y kro,kya pata kal tmhari shadi ho jaye…!
So i did it there
( ".) < )______, - - . L L .,:,. SORRY, I was not able to bear my dear, your inbox was empty So i did it there
woman and men wear watches
why do women wear watches
on their right hand and
men on their left hand…?
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To see the time.. :P
randome facts
Some randome facts.
1. An elephant shits half its weight in two days.
2. A man’s penis is 3 times the length of his thumb.
3. 2 multiplied by 2 equals 4.
4. the final fact:
A woman would have finished reading
these facts by now,
but a man would still be checking the size of his thumbs.
will you tell her
Son kills butterfly, Dad says no butter for 2 weeks.
Son kills honeybee, Dad says no honey for 2 weeks.
Mom kills cockroach, Son says, Dad will you tell her or should I??
while taking bath
A 5 year old boy,
while taking bath
and examining his testicles
Asks: ‘Mum, are these my brains?’
‘Not yet’, she replied.
Ak din chand ne mujh se kaha k tere sub dost
Ak din chand ne mujh se kaha k tere sub dost
bagerat hn
kaminey hn
chawal hn
bekar hn
lanti hn
Zalel hn
Mein ne chand ko ghora or guse se kaha
“Mujhe pata hai”
Biology and Sociology
Define, Biology and sociology?
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If new born baby looks like his father it is biology,
if he looks like his neighbor than it is called sociology :-D
happy valentine’s day honey
Hmm…Happy Valentine’s day honey
Hope you’re all set with the money
Well yea, the only thing missing is you..
I know sweetie, I’m missing you too..