Category: Naughty SMS

A criminal enter into bed room,

tied up husband & wife,

kissed wife’s ear & went to bathroom.

Husband told wife, “satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong I LOVE U”

Wife said “He didnt kiss me,

He whispered in my ear that he’s GAY,

needs vaseline & I told him its in the bathroom.

So b strong, I LOVE U 2.

Reaction of Girls when they lose their Mobile:

Poor Girls:

O,Mera Mobile

Rich Girls:

No Problem

Beautiful Girls:

O shit us me to “LAIQ JAAN” ka nmbr tha.

Dr: Mrs. Parveen, good news for you.
Girl : What do you mean by Mrs. Parveen ?
I am Miss. Parveen
Dr: Oh . !! sorry Miss. Parveen, Bad news for you. . !!

Aasman par Kaali Ghata Chai Hai,

Aaj Phir Ghar Wali Se Maar Khai Hai,

Kehti Hai Sudhar Jao…

Lekin Kya Karon..

Kaam Wali Aaj Phir Jeans Pehen K Aai Hai.

oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2″rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now…
Bye!

Sir: Batao Bacho jo Galat kam krty hain wo kahan jaty han?

larki shrmaty huy boli:

Sir wo Gulshan prk

National prk

Bag-E-jinah

fotrus, Race Course jaty hain. :-)

Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo,

agley hafte doongi

Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de :P

Similarities of BRA & BAR.

1)Both have same alphabets.

2)Both are drinking zone.

3)Both have restricted time of opening & closing.

4)when both are opened men go crazy.