jo ghalat kaam kartey hain
Sir: Batao Bacho jo Galat kam krty hain wo kahan jaty han?
larki shrmaty huy boli:
Sir wo Gulshan prk
National prk
Bag-E-jinah
fotrus, Race Course jaty hain. :-)
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Agley Hafte Doongi
Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo,
agley hafte doongi
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de :P
men go crazy
Similarities of BRA & BAR.
1)Both have same alphabets.
2)Both are drinking zone.
3)Both have restricted time of opening & closing.
4)when both are opened men go crazy.
Sorry Bashir Saab
Father to son:
If You don’t pass your Exams this time
Dont call me DAD,
After some days……..
Father:How is your result?
Son:Sorry Bashir Saab.
NAAK Ka Chooha
” NAAK Ka Chooha ”
Kaash Main Teri Haseen NAAK Ka Chooha Hota…
Tu Bari Chah Se Baray Maan Se Nikalti Mujhko…
Main Teri Unglion Main Sharma kar CHIPAK sa jata
Tu jo mjhe apni unglion se khecha karti
mein tere nakhnon may latak sa jaata…
Phir Tu Apni Sahelion se CHUPATI Mujhko
Main unko Dekh kar DARR sa jata..
Tu Duniya se Chup kar Kahin CHIPKATI Mujhko
Aur is Tarhan Main AMAR ho jata*
kaash main teri haseen naak ka chooha hota
beauty parlour slogan
The best slogan written
in front of a famous beauty parlour.
“Don’t whistle at the girl
going out from here.
She may be your grand mother.
the only job in the world
Flirting is the only job in the world,
that boys never include in their CV.
Despite having years of experiences
and number of references….:P
cheap attitude of girls
Cheap attitude of girls.
When a boy sends dirty sms.
She laughs for 10 minutes.
Forward that sms to her friends.
Then replies the boy
“I don’t like these kind of sms ok”
song for you
I want to dedicate a song
only and only for you.
“karan mein nazara jadon teri tasveer da,
painda ae pulaikha meno KHUSRAY BASHIR da.”
Tussi jo bhi ho sachi saddi jan ho
Yar sadi jan ho….
Punjabi ho ya pathan ho..
Coke ho ya shezan ho..
Tussi jo bhi ho sachi saddi jan ho