Papa aunty ka pait kyon phola ha?
Child: papa aunty ka pait kyon phola ha?
Father: tjhe sb pta ha
Child: nhi pta promise!
Fathe: in ke pait me pani bhra ha
Child: Oh no! Tu phir Bacha to doob jae ga…
Category: Naughty SMS
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Bhai Pe Shak karta ha
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Din
Jab
Tumhari
Shadi
Hogi
Tumhari
Bivi
K
Pait
Me
Mera
Ha Ha Ha
Mera
Mera
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Bhatija
Hoga
Kamine! Bhai Pe Shak karta ha
Your phone has been installed
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces….
Always Love Wife, No Life Without Wife
Always Love Wife,
No Life Without Wife,
Wife Se Pyar Karo,
Wife K Wafadar &
Imaandar Raho
Yeh Mat Socho K
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WIFE KIS KI HAI
continue the sexy story
A boy made a date in an empty house.
The girl was very sexy and warm.
She was wearing dress of net,
her body was looking from it.
She has very attractive figure.
She lay down on the bed and boy started.
To continue the story please load 25 rupees.
good and very good girls
difference between good girls
and very good girls.
Good girls open few buttons
when environment is hot.
Very good girls open all buttons
to make environment hot.
Who is the guilty
Who is the guilty?
Wife dreaming at night suddenly shouts.
Quick …! My husband is back.
Man gets up, jumps out the window and Realises.
“dammit i am the husband”.
Life Without Girls
Life Without Girls
The result
Markets silent
Streets empty
The police at rest
All mobile companies in loss
No SMS
No Flowers
No Valentine
No Candles
No Perfumes
All the men directed to Heaven
new year plan
Thre have been many time in 2008
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
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today I just wanna tell you
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I plan to continue it in New year.
big thing between your legs
Boy: I like the soft thing behind your braiz.
Girl: what?
Boy: your heart.
Girl: I love the big thing between your two legs.
Boy: what?
Girl: your bike..;-)