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longest night of the year
Boy 2 Girl: On which date we should marry?
Girl: 22 December!
Boy: Any special about it?
Girl: It is the longest night of the year.
requirement for successful life
In order to get 100/100 in life,
a man requires 100% talent,
whereas a woman requires only 4% talent
& the remaining is only 36-24-36
grown to mature
Our taste MATURES as we grow up.
Little boys like balls
and
Little girls like dolls.
Once they grown.
Boys play with dolls.
and
Girls play with balls.
Papa aunty ka pait kyon phola ha?
Child: papa aunty ka pait kyon phola ha?
Father: tjhe sb pta ha
Child: nhi pta promise!
Fathe: in ke pait me pani bhra ha
Child: Oh no! Tu phir Bacha to doob jae ga…
Your phone has been installed
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces….
Always Love Wife, No Life Without Wife
Always Love Wife,
No Life Without Wife,
Wife Se Pyar Karo,
Wife K Wafadar &
Imaandar Raho
Yeh Mat Socho K
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WIFE KIS KI HAI
continue the sexy story
A boy made a date in an empty house.
The girl was very sexy and warm.
She was wearing dress of net,
her body was looking from it.
She has very attractive figure.
She lay down on the bed and boy started.
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good and very good girls
difference between good girls
and very good girls.
Good girls open few buttons
when environment is hot.
Very good girls open all buttons
to make environment hot.
Who is the guilty
Who is the guilty?
Wife dreaming at night suddenly shouts.
Quick …! My husband is back.
Man gets up, jumps out the window and Realises.
“dammit i am the husband”.