good and very good girls
difference between good girls
and very good girls.
Good girls open few buttons
when environment is hot.
Very good girls open all buttons
to make environment hot.
Category: Naughty SMS
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Who is the guilty
Who is the guilty?
Wife dreaming at night suddenly shouts.
Quick …! My husband is back.
Man gets up, jumps out the window and Realises.
“dammit i am the husband”.
Life Without Girls
Life Without Girls
The result
Markets silent
Streets empty
The police at rest
All mobile companies in loss
No SMS
No Flowers
No Valentine
No Candles
No Perfumes
All the men directed to Heaven
new year plan
Thre have been many time in 2008
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
.
.
.
today I just wanna tell you
.
.
.
I plan to continue it in New year.
big thing between your legs
Boy: I like the soft thing behind your braiz.
Girl: what?
Boy: your heart.
Girl: I love the big thing between your two legs.
Boy: what?
Girl: your bike..;-)
shame on you
A B C D E F G H
I J K L M N O P
Q R S T U V W X
Y Z
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1 missing in above
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why are you reading again?
shame on you…!
In ABCD where comes 1.
cancel a date
Always remember:
When a girl cancels a date
it is because She “Has To”
and
When a boy cancels a date
it si becasuse He “Has Two”
wait for 9 months
Wife going to Spain.
What should I bring for you..?
Husband: A Spanish girl.
Wife leaves quietly.
On her retrun,
Husband asks:
Where is my gift?
Wife: Wait for 9 months.
i told you
A good friend will come
and bail you out,
If you are in Jail.
But
A true friend can’t.
Because He is sitting
Next to you saying.
I told you that.
You will be caught.
medical aspects of dates
If you sleep with your girlfriend on 14th Feb (Valentine’s Day).
She will give you good news on 8th March (Mother’s Day).
You will have a child on 14th November (Children Day).
See the medical aspects between these dates.
But don’t try this on every girfriend,
otherwise you will have bad news on 1st December(Aids Day).