Women Are Like Fruits
Women are like fruits.
Every woman has her own
unique taste and color,
The problem is with men,
they seeem to love fruit chaat :D
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father of none
A couple had a fight one night.
When they were going to bed,
Husband Taunted:
“Good night mother of 3 kids”.
Wife Replied:
“Good night Father of none” :-D
a comfortable supportive friend
A good friend is just like
the brassiere of a girl
which is comfortable and supportive.
that holds you tight and
prevents you from falling
always close to your heart… :)
1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
1 Larka Saamne Se Aaya Dono’n Bilkul Paas Aa Gaye
Larka Side Pe ho Gya Aur Larki Chali Gayi
Moral :
Har Koi Tumhari Terha Begairat nahi Hota …
will you marry me
Police arrested me for killing a girl.
I swear, I did not kill her.
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I just asked her
“will you marry me”
and she died with happiness.
take as many as u want
In school canteen,
there was a basket of apples with a written note:
“don’t take more than 1, God is watching!”
A little further there was a box of choclates,
a naughty child wrote:
“Take as many as u want. God is watching the apples”
Main uska DEVDAS tha woh thi meri PAARO
Jeet kar bhi haar gaya main pyar ki baazi yaaro,
Main uska DEVDAS tha woh thi meri PAARO.
Woh guzar gaya paas se nazar tak na milai,
Q k main cycly pe tha us k paas thi PAJERO.
nike new shoes
Nike has announced
production of its latest
model of shoes.
It is heavier than normal
and has design especially
suitable for throwing at President.
have some problem
If you have any problems,
Tell me, I’ll help you.
If you don’t have any problem,
Tell me, I’ll creat some for you.
Aakhir dost hote kis liye hain…!
Jiddat k iss daur mein
Jiddat k iss daur mein,
Shadi ho lahore mein..
Pyaari si ik biwi ho,
Jaisay rangeen tv ho..
Gol matol sey saalay hon,
Jaisay dahi k pyaalay hon..
Pyaari si ik saali ho, biwi k baad ghar wali ho..
Jiddat k iss daur mein,
shaadi ho lahore mein..