your money, your decision
Management Lesson
You spent 100% income on your wife and get 10% satisfaction.
on the other hand
You spent 10% income on your girlfriend and get 100% satisfaction.
your money, your decision.
Category: Naughty SMS
Huge collection of Extremely naughty SMS, naughty SMS Text, Naughty Text Messages, Naughty Funny SMS, Misleading Naughty SMS
us se pyar kar k
Us se pyar kar k meri kismat hi jaag gayi,
Us se pyar kar k meri aarzo bhi jaab gayi.
Phir aik din aisa howa yaaroo.
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Woh kambakht kisi SARDAR k sath bhag gayi.
tragedy of man’s life
Tragedy of man’s life
Nice men are ugly,
good looking men are not nice,
good lookin nice men are married,
good lookin nice unmarried men are gay.=P
Meri taref se apko 1 PuPPI
Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI” Batau bhala kiun?
Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai!
8 Advntags of not havng a lover
Advntags of not havng a lover:
- Saves time
- Sleep well
- Don’t have to worry about how u look n wear
- Talk wid all guyz/gulz
- Go anywher wid any1
- No restrictnz
- No boring sms n talks whol night
- Free of al fights n tensnz
BONUS – livw a long life ;-)
Tum meri beti ko kab se pyar karte ho
Father: Tum meri beti ko kab se pyar karte ho..?
Boy: 4 mahine se..
Fathar: Main kese yaqeen kar lun..?
Boy: 5 mahine baad khud hi yaqeen aa jae ga:-
empty life
Feel a life without me….
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It looks like empty.
That’s my speciality.
long sweet dream
Love is like a long sweet dream
and marriage is an alarm clock.
So have a sweet dreams till your
alarm wakes you up.
Happy Unmarried Life.
why boys go to college regularly
Do U know the full-form of COLLEGE
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally
That’s why boys go to college regularly
Perform In All Positions
A Masterpiece:
While preparing her CV,
a Young Lady wrote…
Special Qualifications:
“Flexible enough to
Perform in all Positions….!!!”