Main uska DEVDAS tha woh thi meri PAARO
Jeet kar bhi haar gaya main pyar ki baazi yaaro,
Main uska DEVDAS tha woh thi meri PAARO.
Woh guzar gaya paas se nazar tak na milai,
Q k main cycly pe tha us k paas thi PAJERO.
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nike new shoes
Nike has announced
production of its latest
model of shoes.
It is heavier than normal
and has design especially
suitable for throwing at President.
have some problem
If you have any problems,
Tell me, I’ll help you.
If you don’t have any problem,
Tell me, I’ll creat some for you.
Aakhir dost hote kis liye hain…!
Jiddat k iss daur mein
Jiddat k iss daur mein,
Shadi ho lahore mein..
Pyaari si ik biwi ho,
Jaisay rangeen tv ho..
Gol matol sey saalay hon,
Jaisay dahi k pyaalay hon..
Pyaari si ik saali ho, biwi k baad ghar wali ho..
Jiddat k iss daur mein,
shaadi ho lahore mein..
Hogai Tasa££i?
FI
MT
FIT
MUF
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FITA
FITAY MU!!
Hogai Tasa££i?
Bohat ShoQ Hai SMS ParhNe Ka..!
imaginary wife
A poem for bachelor boys:
Aisi apni wife hot,
5.5″ jis ki hight ho,
Chehra jis ka bright ho,
Weight jis ka light ho,
Thori si wo quiet ho,
Beauty multiply by twice ho,
Favorite color white ho,
Makeup thora light ho,
Zulfein dynamite hot,
Honton ko dekh kar aisa lagay,
jaise Coke Diet ho,
Saari pehan kar jab chalay,
tu aisay lagay k Switzerland ki flight ho,
Agar aisi apni wife ho,
To kia haseen apni life ho.
Isalamabadon ayi ay FAX
Isalamabadon ayi ay FAX
Sohniya de utay lagaia karega tax..
Dont wory! Tex sirf sohnyan ty lagega,
Tuwanu te goli da ordar ay..!
Kahan se dhoond k lao gy Wafa is jahan men
Kahan se dhoond k lao gy Wafa is jahan men “FARAZ”
JO jata tha BILLO k ghr ab kehta hy PRITO mery nal wiya kar lay.
Molvi ne juma ki namaz prhaate waqt kaha
Molvi ne juma ki namaz prhaate waqt kaha k
aage aa kr koi takbir parhe
Peechy se tery jesa sohna larka bola:
Mai aawa’n?
Molve ne kaha:
tu jume tu baad aayin..
Pakistani Cricket Team New Sponsor
NEWS: PEPSI has withdrawn sponsorship of Pakistani Cricket Team
New sponsor is “Always Ultra”
Bcoz Pakistan team is going through its worst PERIODS!