dangrous weapons
THE
TWO
DANGEROUS
WEAPONS
IN
THE
WORLD
MORE
POWERFUL
THAN
NUCLEAR
BOMBS
1. A Girls’s Smile.
2. A Girl’s Tears.
Category: Naughty SMS
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge…
My Thumb Is Broken
A women playing golf, hit a man nearby,
He put his hands together between his legs,
fell on the ground & rolled around in pain.
She rushed to him & offered to relive
his pain as she was a doctor.
Reluctantly he agreed.
She gently took his hands away,
unzipped hid pants
& put her hands inside.
She massaged tenderly for a few mintes
& asked: How does it feel?
He replied: Feels great,
but I think my thumb is broken.
a small condition
Friends I am collecting Gandhi’s photos.
Please give your contribution to my collection.
A small condition is, It must be on
100, 500 or 1000 rupees note only.
padosi ki ladki ko dekh
Father 2 son : padosi ki ladki ko dekh. Woh exam main 1st aai hai.
Son: us ko he to dekhta tha tabhe to fail hogaya.
bird and bush
Old phrase:
A bird in hand is better
than to in bush.
New phrase:
A boot on bush is
better than two in foot :)
We Stare Because We Care
This is Breast awareness week
spread the slogan
“we stare because we care”
Choosing A Wife From 10 Girls
Choosing Career Is Like
Choosing A Wife From 10 Girls.
Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful,
Intelligent, Kindest Woman,
There’s Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9
The Best Relation ever is between Two eyes
The Best Relation ever is between
Two eyes,
“they blink together”
“move together”
“cry together”
“see together”
And
“sleep together”
STILL
“they never c each other directly”
BUT
“when they c a girl” one will blink
And
Other will not…
“MORAL OF THE STORY”
A girl can break any kind of relationship…
Dekhain aap sahi nahi kar rahay
Woman traveling in a Buss
A man from back touch her.
Woman turned & said:
Dekhain aap sahi nahi kar rahay.
Man answered
Itne rush main is se ziada sahi ho naheen sakta..