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Define R.A.P.E..??
Technically,
It is an operation
without cooperation
there is deletion of dress
division of legs,
for insertion of injection
into a depression
for the erection
without proper permission
for the multiplication of the future generation.
Do you have any better definition.?
Movies of college life:
Classes = Kabhi Kabhi
Attendance = Hera Pheri
Class Room = No Entry
Teacher = Khiladi 420
Vacation = Masti
Exam = Evil Dead
Examiner = Don
Friends During Paper = Hum Aap k Hain Koun
Viva = Encounter
Course = Godzilla
Exam Time = Qyamat Se Qyamat Tak
Cheating = Lagay Raho Munna Bhai
Question Paper = Ek Paheli
Answer Paper = Kora Kaghaz
Marking = Andha Qanoon
Result = Sadma
Pass = Chamatkar
Fail = Devdas
Suply = Akhri Rasta
Future = Fanna!
Teacher asked to a boy.
What’s the difference between
young age and old age..?
Boy: In young age there are
girls phone numbers in mobile
and in old age there are doctors numbers.
aaj pink panther ki barsi hai,
us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen ,
main ne apna farz poora kar diay ,
ab ap ki bari hay
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FIT
MUF
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FITA
FITAY MU!!
Hogai Tasa££i?
Bohat ShoQ Hai SMS ParhNe Ka..!
To all my friends and relatives,
who sent me love, luck and
best wishes for last year.
Unfortunately it didn’t work.
Please send me the cash for new year.
thanks
Teacher: Make a sentence using word “HAND”
Student: My penis in your hand.
Teacher slapped him.
Student: Sorry, I just forget to give space after “PEN”.
