Our Daughter ¡s ¡n Love with Someone
Wife:”I Th¡nk Our Daughter ¡s ¡n Love with Someone”
Husband: “How Do U Know?”
W¡fe: “B”coz She ¡s Not Ask¡ng For Pocket Money” :-)
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In order to get job in a good company
In order to get job in a good company,
A boy need 100%talent
But
A girl need only 4% talent remaining is
( 36 )
)24(
( 36 )
=96%
Muje Circus dekhna he!
Son: Muje Circus dekhna he!
Dad: Me masrof hun.
Son: Wahan 1 Nangi Larrki Cheete pe sawari krti he.
Dad: Chalo chalte hen..kafi din hue Cheeta nahi dekha
philosophy of a smoker
The great PHILOSOPHY from
a passionate smoker:
“I always think of leaving cigaratte”
But
for thinking I need a cigaratte.
Arguing with girls, wife or ladies
Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like
wrestling with a Pig in mud.
After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty
& the pig is enjoying !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dulha to Dulhan: kuch nai hoga
Dulhen: aa,aaa..Dard ho raha hai..Aram se
Dulha: kuch nai hoga,bs tm 10 tk gino main nikal lo ga.
Dulhen: 1,2 aa,3,4,5 uff 6,7 hmm 8 hhmmm 8,wow,8,8..7,6,5,5,4.
caught sleeping together
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2: Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: We were caught sleeping together.
Boy1: What the hell!
Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class :-)
chinta hai mujhe k is prem mein
Hini shair from faraz.
chinta hai mujhe k is prem mein,
kitni durghatna hai faraz
is chinta ki vivasta liye,
main suwargvasi ho chala
Ummido ki shama dil mein mat jalana
Ummido ki shama dil mein mat jalana….
Is jahan se alag duniya mat basana…
waise aaj mood main hu to sms kar diya
par roz intezaar mein palke mat bichana.
Ye b Bohat kum sms karta tha
l—–l—
l ‘.o
l /l\ phaansi
l JL
l
Ye b Bohat kum sms karta tha.
“LATKA DiA iS KO”
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