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Kon kehta hai pakistan mai gham hain khushyan nhi.!
1. Light aane ki khushi
2. Bazar mai shopping k bad zinda ghar wapis aane ki khushi.
3. Bus ma seeth milne ki khushi
4.Taweel arse bad doble sawari khulne ki khushi
5.Namaz prhne k bad khud kush hamle se bachne ki khushi
6.Bus se utarne k bad apne mobile Jaib ma rahny ke khushe.
Itne khushyun k bawajod log na shukri karty hain…
I wrote your name on sand
it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart
& i got Heart Attack.
Larki aur
Larka
Jab
18 sal k hotay hein to unhein kis cheez ki
Zarurt hoti hai..?
Nahi pata…?
Suchi nahi pata!
Shanaakhti card ki yar…!
propose karne ka ek damjakkas style..
“kya ghoor ghoor ke dekhti hai..mar dale gi kya..??
dil daina hai to dai de..
rakh ke achaar dalegi kya??
Wife:”I Th¡nk Our Daughter ¡s ¡n Love with Someone”
Husband: “How Do U Know?”
W¡fe: “B”coz She ¡s Not Ask¡ng For Pocket Money” :-)
In order to get job in a good company,
A boy need 100%talent
But
A girl need only 4% talent remaining is
( 36 )
)24(
( 36 )
=96%
Son: Muje Circus dekhna he!
Dad: Me masrof hun.
Son: Wahan 1 Nangi Larrki Cheete pe sawari krti he.
Dad: Chalo chalte hen..kafi din hue Cheeta nahi dekha
The great PHILOSOPHY from
a passionate smoker:
“I always think of leaving cigaratte”
But
for thinking I need a cigaratte.
Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like
wrestling with a Pig in mud.
After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty
& the pig is enjoying !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dulhen: aa,aaa..Dard ho raha hai..Aram se
Dulha: kuch nai hoga,bs tm 10 tk gino main nikal lo ga.
Dulhen: 1,2 aa,3,4,5 uff 6,7 hmm 8 hhmmm 8,wow,8,8..7,6,5,5,4.
