wrote your name
I wrote your name on sand
it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart
& i got Heart Attack.
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Larki aur Larka Jab 18 sal k hotay hein
Larki aur
Larka
Jab
18 sal k hotay hein to unhein kis cheez ki
Zarurt hoti hai..?
Nahi pata…?
Suchi nahi pata!
Shanaakhti card ki yar…!
Propose karne ka ek damjakkas style..
propose karne ka ek damjakkas style..
“kya ghoor ghoor ke dekhti hai..mar dale gi kya..??
dil daina hai to dai de..
rakh ke achaar dalegi kya??
Our Daughter ¡s ¡n Love with Someone
Wife:”I Th¡nk Our Daughter ¡s ¡n Love with Someone”
Husband: “How Do U Know?”
W¡fe: “B”coz She ¡s Not Ask¡ng For Pocket Money” :-)
In order to get job in a good company
In order to get job in a good company,
A boy need 100%talent
But
A girl need only 4% talent remaining is
( 36 )
)24(
( 36 )
=96%
Muje Circus dekhna he!
Son: Muje Circus dekhna he!
Dad: Me masrof hun.
Son: Wahan 1 Nangi Larrki Cheete pe sawari krti he.
Dad: Chalo chalte hen..kafi din hue Cheeta nahi dekha
Dulha to Dulhan: kuch nai hoga
Dulhen: aa,aaa..Dard ho raha hai..Aram se
Dulha: kuch nai hoga,bs tm 10 tk gino main nikal lo ga.
Dulhen: 1,2 aa,3,4,5 uff 6,7 hmm 8 hhmmm 8,wow,8,8..7,6,5,5,4.
caught sleeping together
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2: Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: We were caught sleeping together.
Boy1: What the hell!
Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class :-)
Ummido ki shama dil mein mat jalana
Ummido ki shama dil mein mat jalana….
Is jahan se alag duniya mat basana…
waise aaj mood main hu to sms kar diya
par roz intezaar mein palke mat bichana.
Ye b Bohat kum sms karta tha
l—–l—
l ‘.o
l /l\ phaansi
l JL
l
Ye b Bohat kum sms karta tha.
“LATKA DiA iS KO”
Ab ap ka kya khayal hai?