Muje Circus dekhna he!
Son: Muje Circus dekhna he!
Dad: Me masrof hun.
Son: Wahan 1 Nangi Larrki Cheete pe sawari krti he.
Dad: Chalo chalte hen..kafi din hue Cheeta nahi dekha
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philosophy of a smoker
The great PHILOSOPHY from
a passionate smoker:
“I always think of leaving cigaratte”
But
for thinking I need a cigaratte.
Dulha to Dulhan: kuch nai hoga
Dulhen: aa,aaa..Dard ho raha hai..Aram se
Dulha: kuch nai hoga,bs tm 10 tk gino main nikal lo ga.
Dulhen: 1,2 aa,3,4,5 uff 6,7 hmm 8 hhmmm 8,wow,8,8..7,6,5,5,4.
caught sleeping together
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2: Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: We were caught sleeping together.
Boy1: What the hell!
Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class :-)
chinta hai mujhe k is prem mein
Hini shair from faraz.
chinta hai mujhe k is prem mein,
kitni durghatna hai faraz
is chinta ki vivasta liye,
main suwargvasi ho chala
Ummido ki shama dil mein mat jalana
Ummido ki shama dil mein mat jalana….
Is jahan se alag duniya mat basana…
waise aaj mood main hu to sms kar diya
par roz intezaar mein palke mat bichana.
Ye b Bohat kum sms karta tha
l—–l—
l ‘.o
l /l\ phaansi
l JL
l
Ye b Bohat kum sms karta tha.
“LATKA DiA iS KO”
Ab ap ka kya khayal hai?
munna bhai mbbs
Apun tera dost,
Dost bole to bhai,
Bhai bole to Munna Bhai,
Munna Bhai bole to MBBS,
MBBS bole to Doctor,
Doctor bole to kya?
Bole to chal chaddi utaar Injection lagane ka.
kiss is a key of love
Kiss is a key of love
love is a lock of marriage
marriage is a box of children
children is a problem of world.
Please stop kissing
and
save the world.
five interesting rules of girls
Five rules of girls
1: Love me but don’t touch me
2: Touch me but don’t kiss me
3: Kiss me but don’t use me
4: Use me but don’t forget me
5: Forget me but don’t tell to anyone!