are you free tonight
A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin
colleague asked: What happened?
She replied: He asked me are you free tonight?
I said-yes & bastard give me 50 pages of work.
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Tum bin main…
~¤~
Tum
Bin
Hum
ALHAMDULILLAH Baray Mazay Main Hain…
PLz mind zuroor karna
Woman & Cow mei Aisi kon C cheez hai
Woman & Cow mei Aisi kon C cheez hai,
Jo woman K aage aor Cow mein peche hoti hai?
?
!
?
Its”W”
W-woman
Cow-W
Har waqt ghalat na socha kro stupid
Just a second do not misunderstand
You are one of the
most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
C:reating
U:seless
T:roubles
E:verywhere..
Don’t Meet Girls In Monsoon
Global WARNING
Don’t Meet Girls During Monsoon.
0therwise
.
.
.
They Will Become
Mom Soon… :) :-P
evolution of man
Evolution of Man:
Without Marriage “Spider Man”
On Marriage Day “Super Man”
After Marriage “Gentle Man”
If wife is beautiful then rest of life
.
.
.
.
“Watch Man”
GIRLS have STUPID specialty
GIRLS have STUPID specialty..!
They get
WET without
BATH!
They BLEED without an INJURY!
They give
MILK widout
eating GRASS
Make
BONELESS
things HARD!
Cold Drink On Hot Day
Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice
But what about having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks?
Speechless!
high expectations of a girl
Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.
Microsoft Launched New software related to cricket
After Big Success of :- . . . . . . . .
MS Word . . . . . . . .
MS Excel . . . . . . . .
MS Power Point etc., . . . . . . . .
Microsoft Launched New software related to cricket . . . . . . . . .
MS Dhoni :)