Ummido ki shama dil mein mat jalana
Ummido ki shama dil mein mat jalana….
Is jahan se alag duniya mat basana…
waise aaj mood main hu to sms kar diya
par roz intezaar mein palke mat bichana.
Category: Naughty SMS
Huge collection of Extremely naughty SMS, naughty SMS Text, Naughty Text Messages, Naughty Funny SMS, Misleading Naughty SMS
Ye b Bohat kum sms karta tha
l—–l—
l ‘.o
l /l\ phaansi
l JL
l
Ye b Bohat kum sms karta tha.
“LATKA DiA iS KO”
Ab ap ka kya khayal hai?
munna bhai mbbs
Apun tera dost,
Dost bole to bhai,
Bhai bole to Munna Bhai,
Munna Bhai bole to MBBS,
MBBS bole to Doctor,
Doctor bole to kya?
Bole to chal chaddi utaar Injection lagane ka.
five interesting rules of girls
Five rules of girls
1: Love me but don’t touch me
2: Touch me but don’t kiss me
3: Kiss me but don’t use me
4: Use me but don’t forget me
5: Forget me but don’t tell to anyone!
good things about married girls
Good Things Abou Married Girls
They give like hell.
They do not yell.
They do not tell.
They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!
This is no ordinary blow job!
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts.
This is no ordinary blow job!
sweet and hot
She is hot!
She is sweet!
She always needs a lip for kiss!
whole world is made for her!
Who is she?
.
.
.
do you know?
Answer = Tea
take her and enjoy her.
Tum bin main…
~¤~
Tum
Bin
Hum
ALHAMDULILLAH Baray Mazay Main Hain…
PLz mind zuroor karna
Woman & Cow mei Aisi kon C cheez hai
Woman & Cow mei Aisi kon C cheez hai,
Jo woman K aage aor Cow mein peche hoti hai?
?
!
?
Its”W”
W-woman
Cow-W
Har waqt ghalat na socha kro stupid
Just a second do not misunderstand
You are one of the
most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
C:reating
U:seless
T:roubles
E:verywhere..