Category: Sardar SMS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….
When a person asked what he was doing….
He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!

A girl in a wedding ceremony want to go the toilet.

She asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.

Sardar replied you naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.

Sardar to Bill Gates: Tusi vi kamle ho!

GATES: Why?

SARDAR: Tusi nam GATES rakheya hae,

Te business tusi WINDOWS daa karde ho…;-)

A sardar was helping his son

to fill his admission form.

Son asked: what should I write in mother tongue column?

Sardar: Hmmm write “Very Long”

Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected.

Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000.

Next month salary will be 10000.

Sardar: Ok sir, I’ll Join next month.

Sardar Ki Wife Inspecter Se!

Mera Husband Ek Hafte Pehle

Aaloo Lene Gaya Tha

Abhi Tak Wapis Nahi Aaye

Inspector Bhi Sardar Tha

Bola To Behan Kuch Or Paka Lo.

Why is “SINGH” added to every sardars name?
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Do you know?

Really u don’t know?

Bcoz of it’s hidden meaning:-
S – Sala
I – Insaan
N – Nahin
G – Gadha
H – Hay

Astrologer: you must married only 32 years old women to start a happy life.

sardar: shall I married two 16 years old girls.