Category: Sardar SMS

Teacher: Tell me the names of

10 chemical elements ?

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Sardar: Oxygen, chlorine, florine,

noreen, ambreen, samreen, nasreen, afreen, parveen & yasmeen!!

Two Sardar stopped suddenly.

1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together.

2nd Sardar: Mine too.

Sardar had twins. He named Tara & Sitara.

Again twins, He named Peter & Repeater.

Again twins, He named Max & Climax.

Again twins, finally He named STOP & FULLSTOp:-)

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….
When a person asked what he was doing….
He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!

A girl in a wedding ceremony want to go the toilet.

She asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.

Sardar replied you naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.

Sardar to Bill Gates: Tusi vi kamle ho!

GATES: Why?

SARDAR: Tusi nam GATES rakheya hae,

Te business tusi WINDOWS daa karde ho…;-)

A sardar was helping his son

to fill his admission form.

Son asked: what should I write in mother tongue column?

Sardar: Hmmm write “Very Long”

Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected.

Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000.

Next month salary will be 10000.

Sardar: Ok sir, I’ll Join next month.