Wife and Girlfriend Coming Together
Two Sardar stopped suddenly.
1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together.
2nd Sardar: Mine too.
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sardar had twins again and again
Sardar had twins. He named Tara & Sitara.
Again twins, He named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins, He named Max & Climax.
Again twins, finally He named STOP & FULLSTOp:-)
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
Sitting on the top of mountain
Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….
When a person asked what he was doing….
He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!
A girl in a wedding ceremony want to go the toilet.
A girl in a wedding ceremony want to go the toilet.
She asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
Sardar replied you naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.
Sardar to Bill Gates
Sardar to Bill Gates: Tusi vi kamle ho!
GATES: Why?
SARDAR: Tusi nam GATES rakheya hae,
Te business tusi WINDOWS daa karde ho…;-)
sardar was helping his son
A sardar was helping his son
to fill his admission form.
Son asked: what should I write in mother tongue column?
Sardar: Hmmm write “Very Long”
sardar got new job
Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected.
Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000.
Next month salary will be 10000.
Sardar: Ok sir, I’ll Join next month.
Sardar Ki Wife Inspecter Se
Sardar Ki Wife Inspecter Se!
Mera Husband Ek Hafte Pehle
Aaloo Lene Gaya Tha
Abhi Tak Wapis Nahi Aaye
Inspector Bhi Sardar Tha
Bola To Behan Kuch Or Paka Lo.