PAPPU TELL ME THE FORMULA OF WATER
TEACHER : PAPPU TELL ME THE FORMULA OF WATER
PAPPU : HIJKLMNO
TEACHER : WHAT IS THIS
PAPPU : MADAM H TO O
Category: Teacher Sms
Salute The Nation Builder
Let us salute the nation builder.
Let us salute the crater of our destiny.
Let us salute our teachers.
HAPPY TEACHER’S DAY!!!!
SHALWAR Bandhane K Lye
Teacher : ALLAH Ne ”PAIT” Q Banaya Hy.??
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Pathan :
SHALWAR Bandhane K Lye…
Teacher is ki english main translate karo
Teacher to children is ki English main translate karo:
“Saima ny kapre pahen liye hain”
Children: “Shit we are late” :-
half mad sister
Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .
Then, what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
the way you teach
The way you teach.
The knowledge you share.
The care you take.
The love you shower.
Makes you.
The world’s best teacher.
Happy Teacher’s Day!
school lagta tha poultry farm
White color kaa dress pehen kar hum sab lagte they kitne ache.
School lagta tha poultry farm or hum sab murghi ke bachay.
Mujhko samajh na aya aaj tak teacher ka ye funda.
Humein bana deti thi murgha or khud copy pe deti thi anda.
(‘,’) hahaha
landline and mobile phone
Teacher: What is the difference between
Landline and Mobile Phone..?
Sardar: On landline we dial number with our finger
while on mobile we dial number with our thumb.
A child never seen his hips
A child never seen his hips.
once his teacher beat him on his Hips,
He came back home & saw his hips on mirror & said
“kameeni nay 2 tukray kar diye”
we call it life
Fights for friends.
Joyful trips.
Examination fever.
Suspense of results.
Making parodies of teachers.
Joking with juniors.
Carefree laughters.
Gossips about affairs.
Just everything….
People call it ill manners.
We call it life.